agilebrit: (NOT a smile)
Yes, yes. I've ranted about this before. At length. Well. I'm going to rant about it again, because it's getting more and more ridiculous.

Standard Manuscript Format. We all love it. It's ugly, but functional. It lends uniformity to our deathless prose. One-inch margins, double-spacing, name, story title, page number in the header, half-inch indent for paragraphs (via tab or ruler), first page with the contact info and word count. There's a few things up for grabs (two spaces after a period or one? Underlines or italics? It doesn't matter because those things are easy to change), but this is the standard for a professionally-prepared manuscript.

Unless you are a special snowflake.

I came across a market today (which shall remain unnamed). In their guidelines, they want:
  • 1.5 spacing (not double spacing, no, that would be too easy)
  • .3 indent (no tabs, use the ruler)
  • no header
  • very definite that they only want one space after a period
  • Times New Roman (yes, I realize that TNR is becoming as accepted as Courier New, but bleargh)
  • ETA: OH AND... a summary of the story. Kill me now.


I am going to assume that they also want italics rather than underlining, because that seems to be how they're rolling. But they didn't say so, perhaps assuming that modern writers don't use such outdated things. *snort*

And I look at guidelines like that, and make a o.O face, and then... don't submit, nine times out of ten. Because I am tired of ticky-tack guidelines that turn me into an unpaid typesetter for these people. And oh my God, but it seems like the less they pay, the more ticky-tack the formatting they want is! This is a small-press royalty antho. There's no guarantee I'll be paid anything at all!

I am also tired of having eight different files of the same damn story on my hard drive. PICK A FORMAT. I realize that publishing is in flux right now and everyone thinks that Word is a shiny toy they can play with, but... why do they insist on making my life more difficult than it already is?

The nice thing about Word is that I can make the stupid changes, save the file, send it, and then undo them back to my Standard file, especially for guidelines as ridiculous as this. But the weirdo formatting demands are becoming such that I don't even want to submit to these places unless they're offering pro rates or better. If you're going to throw wads of money at my head, sure, I'll format the damned thing in Papyrus or Comic Sans or friggin' Wingdings for you. "A share of the proceeds"? Ha, no, not unless I know you and I'm doing you a favor.
agilebrit: (I'm a terrible person)
One was from a market I really want to crack: they want to hold a story I adore for possible inclusion in the magazine. At this point, they say, about 1 in 20 stories make it from here. I've had a few get this far, but never actually made it in. Hopefully this one is the charm. More news as events warrant.

The other thing was not "wonderful" so much as "irritating," but the wonderful part comes from the addendum at the bottom. I will reproduce the entire thing for your amusement. Bolding mine.

Hey,

I was wondering if you generate any business from your website?
I know exactly how to accomplish that using SEO to drive targeted traffic back to your site.
If your interested in discussing, just reply back.
Thanks,

Zach
Contact:
sittering@sina.com

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This e-mail message and its attachments (if any) are intended solely for the use of the addressee(s) hereof. In addition, this message and the attachments (if any) may contain information that is confidential, privileged and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient of this message, you are prohibited from reading,
disclosing, reproducing, distributing, disseminating or otherwise using this transmission. Delivery of this message to any person other than the intended recipient is not intended to waive any right or privilege. If you have received this message in error, please promptly notify the sender and immediately delete this message from your system.

pls send address to breakermuy@sohu.com for removal.


Dude, screw you. I'm pretty sure that "applicable law" is completely meaningless to spammers like you, because otherwise you wouldn't be breaking it by sending me unsolicited commercial mail for my LJ account. Therefore, your "confidential" email is reproduced here, in all its spammy, misspelled glory, for my flist, my Tweeps, and my FB friends to laugh at. Not only that, but if you actually read my LJ, your very first question there would be answered in the (mostly) negative--and you would already know how I feel about spammers. Hell, I have a tag.

Not only that, but if I'm not the intended recipient, then how would I know that without reading your stupid spam first? But apparently if I'm not the intended recipient, I'm not permitted to read the damned thing at all? Do you people even listen to yourselves? Oh, yes, I'm surely going to notify the sender and whoever that is at the bottom that this is a live email address so they can spam me more! That's a peachy idea! How about I create a bunch of dummy accounts and spam you with them with BUY MY BOOK?

Also, learn the friggin' difference between "your" and "you're." At least then I won't have something else to point and laugh at you about.
agilebrit: (Befuddled)
Okay, so I saw a thing on Twitter today that a publication (which will remain unnamed, because it's part of a larger issue) is opening to subs. They want "well written stories with strong characters." And, I mean, don't we all, right? I like to think that my stories fall well within that demographic.

So, I'm scrolling, and I hit the "What we pay" section.

Five bucks.

...

Well. That's a... less-than-princely sum. And, I mean, I can do math. Wouldn't I be better off tossing it up on Amazon? I'm pretty sure I can get more than 17 people to buy the thing at 99 cents a whack, at which point (assuming a 30% royalty; I think that's what it is at that pay scale) I'm ahead.

So, I guess the question is: Why would anyone actually sub there? Considering the pay scale, it's barely a publishing credit; I wouldn't list it on any cover letter I sent out. I honestly do not get it. I mean, I suppose that everyone draws the line at where they value their story in a different place, and far be it from me to tell anyone where that line should be for them, but for me?

I noped on out of there.
agilebrit: (Guri praise the Lord)
So, I'm at SLComicCon this weekend (as one is if one has a modicum of sense, lives here, and is in The Business), and talking to Larry Correia at the WordFire Press booth. The Man Himself, Kevin J. Anderson, wanders by, and Larry hollers at him, introduces me, and tells him that I need to bypass the slush pile when I submit my novel.

Kevin says "If we publish her, will you do a front-cover blurb?" Without hesitation, Larry says "Yep." "Book bomb?" "You betcha."

I suppose, to be fair, the novel is more urban fantasy than SF, but the nanotech gives it SF trappings and it is SF by Analog standards, so. What a terrible person the International Lord of Hate is. Yep, that Larry Correia dude, he sure does hate the wimmenfolk who are, you know, destroying SF.

This is me, snorting loudly and at great contemptuous length at that notion.

And this was the day after I started my novel pitch to the handsome and hard-working Peter Wacks, one of the acquisitions editors at Wordfire. He stopped me at my fifth word and said "Send me a chapter." *flail* This is, of course, the part where my self-confidence takes a nose-dive even though I adore my novel, but I am going to by-golly send him a damn chapter and see what happens.

It was a good weekend.
agilebrit: (Straight from the Bottle)
I am confused. And sober. Neither is a desirable state of affairs right now.

So, I sent a story (which will remain unnamed) to a publication (which will also remain unnamed) in September. I got a nice personal rejection from them a couple of weeks after I sent it in. Then I got an email four days after that, about a story that wasn't mine (different title, different author), saying it had been passed up the line. I emailed them back saying "Uh, not my story, you already rejected me?" And they said "Whoops, our bad, let me find the one that should have gone to you."

And so I answered back "No need, thanks, I already have it." THEN, apparently, they sent me one (which I didn't see for some reason, thanks a bunch, Gmail; it's there in my inbox but I swear I didn't see it until just now) saying that it had been passed up the line. Since I never saw this email, I subbed it to the next place in line.

Then today I get another rejection for a completely different reason. Which I'm almost glad about, because, guess what, the place I sent it to next? They don't take simultaneous submissions!

NOT ONLY THAT. But I went back and looked at the email informing me that Not My Story had been passed up the line, and now that email contains my name and the correct name of the story.

And people wonder why writers drink. This. This right here, is why.
agilebrit: (OMG MATH)
So, yeah, I've written five submittable stories so far this year, right?

One of the problems with this is that pro markets, especially pro markets that take things in the lengths of these stories, are thin. So one publication rejected Glam Ben, and they were next in line to get Janni's Story--but I don't want to send them something so similar this soon. So I'm sitting on Janni's Story right now, while I wait for something different to come back to send them in between, because all the other pro publications I want to send that to already have something of mine and multiple subs are a no-no. Or, I need to finish the edits on Eldritch Plumbing and ship that to them.

I'm getting whiplash between the reaction of "get back to me and open yourself up so I can send you something else" and "please don't reject me." Ideally, the form of "getting back to me" would take the form of an acceptance, but I'm under no illusions. These guys get hundreds of subs a month and publish anywhere from one to ten of them. The chances of them picking me out of the slush are vanishingly small even if I think I'm good. Because, you know, all those other people think they're good too.

But the rejections have been personal and encouraging lately, so I guess I'll keep banging my head on that particular wall. And, in the meantime, I'll write more. Someone, somewhere, surely, will be willing to choke me with dollar bills for my words. Maybe even one of the Big Ones.

In fact, there's one of the Big Ones with a notoriously fast turnaround time that--if they get back to me on Monday--will have taken 13 days, which is an uncharacteristically long time for them. Either this is a good thing, or the mail is just slow. Or lost. It's hard not to get my hopes up...
agilebrit: (Headdesk)
I just checked Duotrope's for markets for Won His Soul. I probably shouldn't have.

Turns out that markets for fantasy works over 15,000 words long are thin on the ground. I knew this, of course. I didn't realize how thin on the ground they were, though.

Three. Three pro-paying markets. Writers of the Future, which I'd planned on sending it to first anyway. F&SF, which I would love to break into and has actually read a few of my last subs to them all the way to the end, but is a snail mail sub. You know how many pages this is going to be, properly formatted? UGH. And Tor.com, which takes forever and a day to get back to you.

Well. I have hopes for this one. We'll see if it goes anywhere, I guess. I've had three betas look it over and incorporated (some of) their suggestions. It's as edited as I can get it for now, and I'm meeting my Writing Buddy this weekend. Once I incorporate the changes he suggests, I'm sending it to WotF.

...I should probably send him the updated file.
agilebrit: (Urge to bitchslap)
Yeah, that "I Write Like..." meme?

Is advertising for a vanity press. Hell, I didn't even notice that stupid "how to get published" link. And, initially, he only had three women on the list. He's been called on his BS, and responded dismissively. I'm the last person in the world to scream about "white male privilege," but damn. [livejournal.com profile] jimhines has more.

Dammit, I hate being taken for a ride like this. That'll teach me to eye memes with a gimlet eye from now on. I've removed the badge and the link from my LJ.

In other news, I'm 650 words into the Framed!Werewolf story and still unconvinced that either the idea or the execution is any good whatsoever. And I have no idea where it's going. *grump*
agilebrit: (Urge to bitchslap)
Yeah, that "I Write Like..." meme?

Is advertising for a vanity press. Hell, I didn't even notice that stupid "how to get published" link. And, initially, he only had three women on the list. He's been called on his BS, and responded dismissively. I'm the last person in the world to scream about "white male privilege," but damn. [livejournal.com profile] jimhines has more.

Dammit, I hate being taken for a ride like this. That'll teach me to eye memes with a gimlet eye from now on. I've removed the badge and the link from my LJ.

In other news, I'm 650 words into the Framed!Werewolf story and still unconvinced that either the idea or the execution is any good whatsoever. And I have no idea where it's going. *grump*
agilebrit: (That which does not kill me)
It's Friday and I finally have actual new words in the novelthing.

Yeah, Ben just tried to commit suicide. Again. In his sleep, this time. The poor little sod. And now he's not sure he actually wants Janni to find him, because he thinks he might be broken beyond repair and doesn't want her to waste her energy trying to put him back together again (for the third time). Because there comes a point.

And this, I think, is why he ultimately takes off, after he gets home, with a Glock loaded with silver bullets.

In other news, the Harlequin cluster-foxtrot continues apace. The RWA, MWA, and SFWA have all reacted, well, unkindly, to what I'm referring to as HarHo and the predatory practice of pointing rejected authors in that direction in the rejection email. Part of my problem with this is that they're talking out of both sides of their mouths on the issue. On the one hand, they're telling the rejected writer, "Jump on in, the water's fine, you'll be 'published' by us and we'll watch your sales and yadda yadda yadda," making it seem as if they're going to be shelved with the Big Girls on bookstore shelves. And on the other, they're telling their established writers, "LOL, no, it's not our branding, no one will get you confused with those amateurs over there, pft."

Which, okay, it's not their branding now--but until the RWA said "Hey, waitaminute, vanity publishing means you're not actually a real publisher, money flows to the author, remember?" they were quite happy calling it "Harlequin Horizons" and would have continued blithely on if they'd not been called on their shenanigans.

If anything actually good comes out of this, I hope that people will figure out the difference between self-publishing and vanity publishing. Self-publishing can be a viable business model for a niche market, or even for getting a foot in the door (which, don't count on it, but it could happen; on Discworld a million-to-one shot is a sure thing, after all, and people get struck by lightning and win the lottery all the time). *waves at the handsome and talented Larry Correia* Vanity publishing is throwing your money down a rat-hole. And the rats are hungry.

Here, have a link salad, for the curious:
Smart Bitches
Scalzi
My post at Clairvoyant Wank
Fandom Wank (which has a great link roundup)
Lee Goldberg (who is actually making sense this time, go, him)
PubRants
Stacy Boyd wondering what all the fuss is about, and is dismayed that HarHo met with such disapprobation! BRB, LOLing 4ever.

And, I'm done. Good grief.
agilebrit: (That which does not kill me)
It's Friday and I finally have actual new words in the novelthing.

Yeah, Ben just tried to commit suicide. Again. In his sleep, this time. The poor little sod. And now he's not sure he actually wants Janni to find him, because he thinks he might be broken beyond repair and doesn't want her to waste her energy trying to put him back together again (for the third time). Because there comes a point.

And this, I think, is why he ultimately takes off, after he gets home, with a Glock loaded with silver bullets.

In other news, the Harlequin cluster-foxtrot continues apace. The RWA, MWA, and SFWA have all reacted, well, unkindly, to what I'm referring to as HarHo and the predatory practice of pointing rejected authors in that direction in the rejection email. Part of my problem with this is that they're talking out of both sides of their mouths on the issue. On the one hand, they're telling the rejected writer, "Jump on in, the water's fine, you'll be 'published' by us and we'll watch your sales and yadda yadda yadda," making it seem as if they're going to be shelved with the Big Girls on bookstore shelves. And on the other, they're telling their established writers, "LOL, no, it's not our branding, no one will get you confused with those amateurs over there, pft."

Which, okay, it's not their branding now--but until the RWA said "Hey, waitaminute, vanity publishing means you're not actually a real publisher, money flows to the author, remember?" they were quite happy calling it "Harlequin Horizons" and would have continued blithely on if they'd not been called on their shenanigans.

If anything actually good comes out of this, I hope that people will figure out the difference between self-publishing and vanity publishing. Self-publishing can be a viable business model for a niche market, or even for getting a foot in the door (which, don't count on it, but it could happen; on Discworld a million-to-one shot is a sure thing, after all, and people get struck by lightning and win the lottery all the time). *waves at the handsome and talented Larry Correia* Vanity publishing is throwing your money down a rat-hole. And the rats are hungry.

Here, have a link salad, for the curious:
Smart Bitches
Scalzi
My post at Clairvoyant Wank
Fandom Wank (which has a great link roundup)
Lee Goldberg (who is actually making sense this time, go, him)
PubRants
Stacy Boyd wondering what all the fuss is about, and is dismayed that HarHo met with such disapprobation! BRB, LOLing 4ever.

And, I'm done. Good grief.
agilebrit: (shiny!)
Congrats to the handsome and talented [livejournal.com profile] bradtorgerson for winning third place in the 3rd Quarter Writers of the Future contest. *blows party horn* UTAH REPRESENT, YO.

In other news, the agent hunt continues apace. I apparently need a synopsis now. Oh, god.

In other other news, I've tweaked the query yet again. I'd stop doing that if it wouldn't keep getting better every time I did it. Grawr.

Also, the shitstorm generated by Harlequin adding a vanity publishing arm to its stable continues apace, and I'm going to call my post about it at Clairvoyant Wank a rousing success.
agilebrit: (shiny!)
Congrats to the handsome and talented [livejournal.com profile] bradtorgerson for winning third place in the 3rd Quarter Writers of the Future contest. *blows party horn* UTAH REPRESENT, YO.

In other news, the agent hunt continues apace. I apparently need a synopsis now. Oh, god.

In other other news, I've tweaked the query yet again. I'd stop doing that if it wouldn't keep getting better every time I did it. Grawr.

Also, the shitstorm generated by Harlequin adding a vanity publishing arm to its stable continues apace, and I'm going to call my post about it at Clairvoyant Wank a rousing success.

So. Yeah.

Nov. 13th, 2009 02:17 pm
agilebrit: (werewolf)
I think, for the moment, that the not!Iron Man is going to be in limbo for a bit. The submission guidelines for places that publish such lengthy works are esoteric at best and a pain in the ass at worst (seriously: pick a consistent format for all you publishing people and stick with it. I am not a typesetter, and if you're not even going to pay me for the thing, then why make it such a convoluted process?). I am not so desperate to be published that I'm going to jump through innumerable and ridiculous-to-me hoops to do so--I'll put it up here with a tip jar first, dammit. Probably make more money that way, to be honest.

What I'm going to do instead is work my hiney off on the query for the novelthing, and mention in the letter that I have a novella sequel of sorts that resolves the issue of Alex and Megan's relationship (while whumping Alex, because, hey, why should Ben have all the fun, right?).

Anyway. This day can pretty much die in a fire too, as far as I'm concerned. Nothing overtly horrid has happened yet, but the day is young, right?

*eyes icon* I really should add some blood and bruises to that. Because, yes, that's Alex and Megan. EDIT: is done, and here's the original for your perusal:

So. Yeah.

Nov. 13th, 2009 02:17 pm
agilebrit: (werewolf)
I think, for the moment, that the not!Iron Man is going to be in limbo for a bit. The submission guidelines for places that publish such lengthy works are esoteric at best and a pain in the ass at worst (seriously: pick a consistent format for all you publishing people and stick with it. I am not a typesetter, and if you're not even going to pay me for the thing, then why make it such a convoluted process?). I am not so desperate to be published that I'm going to jump through innumerable and ridiculous-to-me hoops to do so--I'll put it up here with a tip jar first, dammit. Probably make more money that way, to be honest.

What I'm going to do instead is work my hiney off on the query for the novelthing, and mention in the letter that I have a novella sequel of sorts that resolves the issue of Alex and Megan's relationship (while whumping Alex, because, hey, why should Ben have all the fun, right?).

Anyway. This day can pretty much die in a fire too, as far as I'm concerned. Nothing overtly horrid has happened yet, but the day is young, right?

*eyes icon* I really should add some blood and bruises to that. Because, yes, that's Alex and Megan. EDIT: is done, and here's the original for your perusal:

agilebrit: (KKBB manip Tony/Pepper)
...Pepper's chapter of the BadWrong fic up at FFN.

Am I the only one who does that and then obsessively refreshes her stats page?

And I've now improved my summary. Never would I ever put "I suck at summaries" in the actual summary, but I do, and I know it.

And this is why I dread marketing the not!kkbb/im novelthing. It's hard enough for me to summarize a short story. A whole novel? OMG. There's a book out on pitches that got published that I really need to pick up sometime soon so I can get some sort of vague idea what's expected...

I really should start the next thing. That WotF deadline is going to sneak up on me really fast if I don't watch it.
agilebrit: (KKBB manip Tony/Pepper)
...Pepper's chapter of the BadWrong fic up at FFN.

Am I the only one who does that and then obsessively refreshes her stats page?

And I've now improved my summary. Never would I ever put "I suck at summaries" in the actual summary, but I do, and I know it.

And this is why I dread marketing the not!kkbb/im novelthing. It's hard enough for me to summarize a short story. A whole novel? OMG. There's a book out on pitches that got published that I really need to pick up sometime soon so I can get some sort of vague idea what's expected...

I really should start the next thing. That WotF deadline is going to sneak up on me really fast if I don't watch it.
agilebrit: (D'Argo -- Anteaters)
According to Joni Labaqui at WotF, I am now free to sub the BearFic elsewhere. She also says that I should mention in my cover letter that it got an Honorable Mention in the contest, and that will increase its chances of publication.

Now...I'm not so sure. A finalist? Oh, yeah. Semi-finalist? Maybe--eh, probably. Honorable mention? That's way down the totem pole, to me. That's kind of like saying "This story got past the slush reader at Baen's, but Eric and Mike rejected it." I'm really not sure that it's a huge recommendation, especially for the markets on my A list.

*tears out hair* Dammit, I wish I knew the ins and outs of publishing better. Help me out, someone?
agilebrit: (D'Argo -- Anteaters)
According to Joni Labaqui at WotF, I am now free to sub the BearFic elsewhere. She also says that I should mention in my cover letter that it got an Honorable Mention in the contest, and that will increase its chances of publication.

Now...I'm not so sure. A finalist? Oh, yeah. Semi-finalist? Maybe--eh, probably. Honorable mention? That's way down the totem pole, to me. That's kind of like saying "This story got past the slush reader at Baen's, but Eric and Mike rejected it." I'm really not sure that it's a huge recommendation, especially for the markets on my A list.

*tears out hair* Dammit, I wish I knew the ins and outs of publishing better. Help me out, someone?
agilebrit: (Schlock Overkill)
Okay, I'll freely admit that I'm a publishing n00b.

However.

You can't put a call for subs out on August 27, have a deadline of September 24, and expect to publish on October 3 (or sooner!)--even on a vanity press like Lulu.

And why anyone in the horror community would want to be associated with this guy is completely beyond me. I want to be published, sure...but I ain't that desperate yet.

Oh, GAWD. I just had the awful thought that he might be in SLC for the World Horror Convention next year, which I was considering attending...

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