OMG!

[agilebrit]

I've been IM'd by the notorious jeremycrawford!

crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
Babiesstolemydingo: Do I know you?
crawfordjeremy702000: i don' think so i was wondering if you write fanfiction.
Babiesstolemydingo: Not anymore, but I used to be pretty prolific.
crawfordjeremy702000: :(
Babiesstolemydingo: I've "graduated," so to speak, and now I write original fiction.
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to do a short nc-17 fic but no one will.
Babiesstolemydingo: Oh, I never wrote NC-17 anyway.
Babiesstolemydingo: OMG! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
crawfordjeremy702000: please will you do i am begging you.
Babiesstolemydingo: Heh. NO.
crawfordjeremy702000: ASSHOLE.
Babiesstolemydingo: Dude, I haven't written fanfic in over two years.
Babiesstolemydingo: I haven't watched my shows in about that long either. What makes you think I'd do them justice?
Babiesstolemydingo: And what fandom, anyway, pray tell? I'm just wondering how far you want to take this.
Babiesstolemydingo: Also, etiquette hint? Calling someone an "asshole" is a kind of crappy way to get them to do something you're asking them to do.
Babiesstolemydingo: Had I even been considering writing what you wanted me to write, you'd have killed it right there.
Babiesstolemydingo: Dumbass.
Babiesstolemydingo: Oh, come on...
Babiesstolemydingo: Don't you want to play?
Babiesstolemydingo: Man, you're a lot less fun than I heard you were...
Babiesstolemydingo: ENTERTAIN ME, DAMMIT.

He's not very persistent. Dammit, had I thought about it for a few seconds, I would have strung him along...

Comments

[iposty.livejournal.com]

so what's his deal? just collecting pornographic fan-fic? what the heck?

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

He apparently IMs fic writers out of the blue and asks them to write porn for him. When they refuse, for various good reasons (don't write fic anymore, don't write in that fandom, don't write femmeslash, don't write NC-17, whatever), he goes off on them. It's hilariously pathetic. I don't know of anyone who's ever written anything for him.

[fenchurche.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you! I was wondering who he was... I got IM'd by this guy out of the blue yesterday, which I now think is even more weird, since I don't write fanfic. I didn't reply to him... just added him to my Ignore list and moved on. But I was wondering if he was someone I should know.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious. You're the second person on my flist that's heard from this moron...



I'm seriously tempted to IM him with one of my other IDs and offer to write his fic for him...

[iposty.livejournal.com]

and he sounds like he's 12.. has a great future ahead of him clearly..

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

He claims, alternately, 25 or 26. I'm betting he's more like 14, seeing as his requests are either femmeslash or older woman/teenage boy. Yeah, Jeremy, get someone else to write your underage porn for you. Oh, wait, you've tried. And no one will! LOLOL

[mommanerd.livejournal.com]

It cracks me up that people do this. What a dork!

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

No, it's not "people." It's just him. *snerk*

[mommanerd.livejournal.com]

For real? Because I know I've read about this happening a few other places on my flist, so I assumed it was just a certain variety of troll.

Wow, he gets around!

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

He really does. He apparently trolls fic communities...

[baron-waste.livejournal.com]

I think you've been complimented. This twelve year old electronic eccentric doesn't hassle just anyone, you know.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I don't know, if you look at the entries on the community dedicated to him, apparently he does. He hassles people who don't even write fanfic! And goes ballistic when they tell him, very reasonably, that they don't. So strange.

I'm very tempted to IM him with one of my socks and offer to write something for him...

[baron-waste.livejournal.com]

If he were to ever message me, I'd agree immediately! - and start quoting rates. Such and so cents per word, half in advance…

I daresay that would shut him off instantly.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

You know, Baen's pays 25 cents a word for something they commission... I think you could charge him at least that much.

[lady-moriel.livejournal.com]

How pathetic is it that I have a sudden desire to leave my IM program open all the time now just in hopes that he'll hit me up for fic...when I haven't actually used IM in ages? (I don't even know why. All I use anymore is GTalk.) I want to play with him. I don't even know what I'd say, though, since I'm not familiar with most of the fandoms in those transcripts, and he doesn't seem to be very flexible when he's actually asking.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Oh, you could string him along. It's not like he's worried about characterization or anything! Especially since he wants something written for him right then. And he won't take no for an answer! *dies laughing*

[ezagaaikwe.livejournal.com]

HA! I'd forgotten about him. He IM-em me a couple of years ago, and I googled him without replying. He's such a notoriously boorish troll (and I'm such a big chicken) I blocked him without replying to him.

Your comments to him are hilarious. He just up and crawled back in the woodwork.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I wish I'd asked him more questions, but I was so surprised when I figured out who he was that I just sort of blurted it out. I'd really like to poke him some...

[ezagaaikwe.livejournal.com]

I think you scared him, and good enough for him.

[bojojoti.livejournal.com]

OMG! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

That made me laugh! There was no stringing him along after that.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Argh, I know! Although the boy seems to suffer from a serious lack of brains and tact, so I bet I could have, had I thought about it for a minute or so...

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Y'know all I find I want is to know why he's doing this?

[baron-waste.livejournal.com]

Over at Astronomy Picture of the Day there are a couple of twerps who post the same, mindless, meaningless, automatic comments each and every single day. Day after day, week after week, month after month after month… What really tickles their fancy is to be noticed, to have people get red-faced yelling at them to shut up with the moronic repetition already! It's a non-moderated feed; there's literally nothing that anyone can do - except leave; APOD can be linked to directly, so they've pretty well emptied the theatre - they frog-croak their unvarying refrain to only each other, now.

There are some five million plus people on Livejournal. It doesn't take all kinds to make a world, but the world has all kinds in it.

[vegmb.livejournal.com]

ezagaaikwe sent me over to read this. I got IMed by this guy last night. He wanted me to write an NC-17 about Joyce Summers and a 15 YO boy. Then got pissed off and started with the name calling when I told him no.