OMG!

May. 9th, 2008 11:38 am
agilebrit: (Schlock Overkill)
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I've been IM'd by the notorious [livejournal.com profile] jeremycrawford!

crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
Babiesstolemydingo: Do I know you?
crawfordjeremy702000: i don' think so i was wondering if you write fanfiction.
Babiesstolemydingo: Not anymore, but I used to be pretty prolific.
crawfordjeremy702000: :(
Babiesstolemydingo: I've "graduated," so to speak, and now I write original fiction.
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to do a short nc-17 fic but no one will.
Babiesstolemydingo: Oh, I never wrote NC-17 anyway.
Babiesstolemydingo: OMG! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
crawfordjeremy702000: please will you do i am begging you.
Babiesstolemydingo: Heh. NO.
crawfordjeremy702000: ASSHOLE.
Babiesstolemydingo: Dude, I haven't written fanfic in over two years.
Babiesstolemydingo: I haven't watched my shows in about that long either. What makes you think I'd do them justice?
Babiesstolemydingo: And what fandom, anyway, pray tell? I'm just wondering how far you want to take this.
Babiesstolemydingo: Also, etiquette hint? Calling someone an "asshole" is a kind of crappy way to get them to do something you're asking them to do.
Babiesstolemydingo: Had I even been considering writing what you wanted me to write, you'd have killed it right there.
Babiesstolemydingo: Dumbass.
Babiesstolemydingo: Oh, come on...
Babiesstolemydingo: Don't you want to play?
Babiesstolemydingo: Man, you're a lot less fun than I heard you were...
Babiesstolemydingo: ENTERTAIN ME, DAMMIT.

He's not very persistent. Dammit, had I thought about it for a few seconds, I would have strung him along...

Date: 2008-05-09 07:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenchurche.livejournal.com
Ah, thank you! I was wondering who he was... I got IM'd by this guy out of the blue yesterday, which I now think is even more weird, since I don't write fanfic. I didn't reply to him... just added him to my Ignore list and moved on. But I was wondering if he was someone I should know.

Date: 2008-05-09 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agilebrit.livejournal.com
This is hilarious. You're the second person on my flist that's heard from this moron...



I'm seriously tempted to IM him with one of my other IDs and offer to write his fic for him...

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