OMG!

[agilebrit]

I've been IM'd by the notorious jeremycrawford!

crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
Babiesstolemydingo: Do I know you?
crawfordjeremy702000: i don' think so i was wondering if you write fanfiction.
Babiesstolemydingo: Not anymore, but I used to be pretty prolific.
crawfordjeremy702000: :(
Babiesstolemydingo: I've "graduated," so to speak, and now I write original fiction.
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to do a short nc-17 fic but no one will.
Babiesstolemydingo: Oh, I never wrote NC-17 anyway.
Babiesstolemydingo: OMG! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
crawfordjeremy702000: please will you do i am begging you.
Babiesstolemydingo: Heh. NO.
crawfordjeremy702000: ASSHOLE.
Babiesstolemydingo: Dude, I haven't written fanfic in over two years.
Babiesstolemydingo: I haven't watched my shows in about that long either. What makes you think I'd do them justice?
Babiesstolemydingo: And what fandom, anyway, pray tell? I'm just wondering how far you want to take this.
Babiesstolemydingo: Also, etiquette hint? Calling someone an "asshole" is a kind of crappy way to get them to do something you're asking them to do.
Babiesstolemydingo: Had I even been considering writing what you wanted me to write, you'd have killed it right there.
Babiesstolemydingo: Dumbass.
Babiesstolemydingo: Oh, come on...
Babiesstolemydingo: Don't you want to play?
Babiesstolemydingo: Man, you're a lot less fun than I heard you were...
Babiesstolemydingo: ENTERTAIN ME, DAMMIT.

He's not very persistent. Dammit, had I thought about it for a few seconds, I would have strung him along...

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[mommanerd.livejournal.com]

For real? Because I know I've read about this happening a few other places on my flist, so I assumed it was just a certain variety of troll.

Wow, he gets around!

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

He really does. He apparently trolls fic communities...