Oh, good GOD.

I can't even report this one to GAFF for snarkage, because there's underage sex in it.

Silly me, when I saw the rant at fanficrants, I decided to go hunting the fic myself. It wasn't hard to find, right there at the top of the Angel section on FFN.

And it's one of the most horrible trainwrecks I've ever read. Here. Share my pain. I'll wait.

Okay, back now? What did I tell you? Bad spelling--although nothing's misspelled, per se; she knows where her spellcheck is, at least. But some of the words that get used in place of the right ones are hilariously awful.

No commas or periods. Who does that? Has this person ever actually read a book in her entire life? Dialogue in script format, in violation of the FFN's TOS--not only that, but it's underlined and italicized. Ugh. WTF?

And then she turned Angel into a child molester.

Yup, her protagonist is twelve, and Angel has sex with her. *head explodes*

So, I left a review. Honestly, the thing reads like something an eight-year-old wrote, so I wasn't nearly as harsh as I wanted to be, but, DUDE.

( Review under the cut, in case anyone cares. )

*sits back and waits for a flame to hit my inbox*

ETA: Annnnnnd... the story is gone. Damb. I'm glad I saved the review.

Oh, good GOD.

I can't even report this one to GAFF for snarkage, because there's underage sex in it.

Silly me, when I saw the rant at fanficrants, I decided to go hunting the fic myself. It wasn't hard to find, right there at the top of the Angel section on FFN.

And it's one of the most horrible trainwrecks I've ever read. Here. Share my pain. I'll wait.

Okay, back now? What did I tell you? Bad spelling--although nothing's misspelled, per se; she knows where her spellcheck is, at least. But some of the words that get used in place of the right ones are hilariously awful.

No commas or periods. Who does that? Has this person ever actually read a book in her entire life? Dialogue in script format, in violation of the FFN's TOS--not only that, but it's underlined and italicized. Ugh. WTF?

And then she turned Angel into a child molester.

Yup, her protagonist is twelve, and Angel has sex with her. *head explodes*

So, I left a review. Honestly, the thing reads like something an eight-year-old wrote, so I wasn't nearly as harsh as I wanted to be, but, DUDE.

( Review under the cut, in case anyone cares. )

*sits back and waits for a flame to hit my inbox*

ETA: Annnnnnd... the story is gone. Damb. I'm glad I saved the review.

Oh my GAWD.

Remember the "writer" who put that horrible Angel fic up on FFN? She took that down about an hour after I reviewed it...but she's uploaded another ghastly story starring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Catwoman. Apparently Batman and Wonder Woman are married to each other, but Wonder Woman is cheating on Batman with Superman, and Batman is cheating on Wonder Woman with Catwoman. Yeah, real "superhero" behavior there, kiddo. *eyeroll*

Add to that a completely random scene where a 10- or 11-year-old girl has been "rapped and murdered" with "seamen left behind," comma and period abuse, slutty superheroes, and the same crappy-ass formatting she used in the Angel fic, and she's hit the trifecta. Also, she's mistaken "sinus" for "since" again. *snerks* AND it's a crossover with L&O: SVU, which is why she had the random victim in there, I guess.

Anyone familiar with the Justice League 'verse wanna tackle this one? I'm beginning to wonder if it's a troll...

Oh my GAWD.

Remember the "writer" who put that horrible Angel fic up on FFN? She took that down about an hour after I reviewed it...but she's uploaded another ghastly story starring Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Catwoman. Apparently Batman and Wonder Woman are married to each other, but Wonder Woman is cheating on Batman with Superman, and Batman is cheating on Wonder Woman with Catwoman. Yeah, real "superhero" behavior there, kiddo. *eyeroll*

Add to that a completely random scene where a 10- or 11-year-old girl has been "rapped and murdered" with "seamen left behind," comma and period abuse, slutty superheroes, and the same crappy-ass formatting she used in the Angel fic, and she's hit the trifecta. Also, she's mistaken "sinus" for "since" again. *snerks* AND it's a crossover with L&O: SVU, which is why she had the random victim in there, I guess.

Anyone familiar with the Justice League 'verse wanna tackle this one? I'm beginning to wonder if it's a troll...

Couldn't resist...

So I left the aforementioned badfic author a review on her newly-uploaded JLU fic.

( Behind the cut, because, are y'all bored yet? )

Writing? Oh, yeah, that. I got stalled at "mouse-leather armor." Guess I should start poking it again...

ETA: And that one's gone now, two hours after I reviewed it. Still nothing in my inbox...

Yes, little fangirl. I am stalking your FFN account. Learn to write and format properly, and I shall cease.

Couldn't resist...

So I left the aforementioned badfic author a review on her newly-uploaded JLU fic.

( Behind the cut, because, are y'all bored yet? )

Writing? Oh, yeah, that. I got stalled at "mouse-leather armor." Guess I should start poking it again...

ETA: And that one's gone now, two hours after I reviewed it. Still nothing in my inbox...

Yes, little fangirl. I am stalking your FFN account. Learn to write and format properly, and I shall cease.