agilebrit: (NOT a smile)
Buying a gun is easier than buying a book? Really?

That's funny, I can walk into my local B&N, grab a book off the shelf, pay for it, and walk out again five minutes later--and it only takes that long if there's a line. I can go to Amazon, "buy with one-click," and have a book delivered to my door two days later--or have an ebook delivered to my device of choice in seconds.

In order to purchase a firearm, I have to fill out a six-page Federal form, produce ID, and undergo a background check that takes a good half hour or more of cooling my heels. And this is in Utah, where buying a gun is a relatively painless process. In places like New Jersey and California, that process is much more difficult. Fortunately, there's a lot of Shiny in gun stores to occupy my time, so that's not a particular hardship. I certainly cannot just buy one online and have it sent to my home--if I want to buy one from, say, gunbroker.com, I have to have it delivered to a licensed firearm dealer and pick it up from them, after filling out that same six-page form.

As the article linked above notes, if you're talking "more gun stores than bookstores"... Well, that too, is factually and laughably incorrect. Your hometown of Chicago proper has exactly zero gun stores, though there's a few on the outskirts of the city that serve the needs of the few people there allowed to own them. As for the rest of the country not laboring under the bootheels of control freaks, this may actually be true, but it's only because Amazon and poor business practices killed most brick-and-mortar bookstores deader than the buggy whip.

So, before you go spouting off utter nonsense that sounds good to your sycophant sheep who gobble it up without utilizing a single brain cell in the process, perhaps you ought to check your actual facts so that the rest of us don't feel like throwing things every time you open your mouth about an issue that you have a lot of Feelings about but don't actually know anything about. That'd be peachy.

No love,
Me
agilebrit: (That which does not kill me)
Because when someone, in all seriousness, says this:

And how would you describe the kinds of books you steer clear of?

Anything described by the author or publisher as fantasy, which to me says, “Don’t worry, Reader, Death will be absent here.” In his brief introduction to “Slow Learner,” Thomas Pynchon says he takes serious writing to be that in which Death is present. I agree.


OH. WELL. I guess all that stuff I'm writing in which Death is most certainly present (with awful, awful Consequences!) is, by that definition, Lit-Ra-Chure.

With werewolves.

I guess I'll start subbing to Atlantic Monthly and the New Yorker!

Seriously, has this guy ever actually read a fantasy book in his life? I have written 38 short stories and a novel. I can count on the fingers of one hand the number of stories in which someone or something doesn't die. Hell, I destroyed the entire Earth once (although, to be fair, that one was SF). I have written stories with serial killers (which also starred talking cats, and angels and demons). Honestly, I cannot think of a single fantasy book I have ever read where someone didn't die--usually horribly and messily. Is Tolkien not fantasy anymore?

WTF, dude. How can anyone who has paid the least bit of attention to the genre make such a stupid, stupid statement?

The Old Gray Lady ain't what she used to be. If she ever was.
agilebrit: (Over My Head)
Understand that I don't outline very often. But on something that looks to be coming in at 13,000 words, it's kind of necessary in order to pull all the plot threads together and make sure all my ducks are, if not in a row, at least on the same page and foreshadowed properly.

It's not a formal outline with ABC 123 abc etc. More a loose connection of plot points joined by arrows. There's very little white space left on the page anymore. Maybe, once I post it for the Usual Suspects, I'll scan the thing and show it to you. It's much more of a mess than the outline for Won His Soul was, but then, my initial plot here, when I started, was a lot less put-together than that one was too.

I think I've at least figured out a good chunk of my magic system (such as it is), how my Infernal Steampunk Device helps Save the Day, and, possibly, how my protag Gets the Girl. And there might be a bear. Because I can.

Once I finish this, I may actually do what they say to do, which is put it away for a week and not look at it. I'll start something else, let this ferment for awhile, and then tackle the edit with fresh eyes. And this one looks to be my Writers of the Future entry, although I may ship it off to F&SF first, depending on when I actually call it DONE.

At least this one isn't emotionally exhausting me the way Won His Soul did. That one really took it out of me, y'all.

Speaking of editing, I was pointed at Ten Lies You Tell Yourself While Editing, which is funny because it's true, and there are also Ten More Lies as well. But I'm one of those weirdos who actually likes editing.

Okay. Back to Pounding Out Words.
agilebrit: (Tired & Long-suffering)
So, I revisited the "Ben&Alex have a conversation about their women" story that I started, lo, many moons ago, by request.

WHY WHY WHY does everything I write in this 'verse (at least, having to do with Ben) devolve into angst? Especially in something where they're supposed to be having fun? *shakes Ben out of his funk, because holy cow*

In other news, Jim Butcher did a live Q&A today at BittenByBooks. Good stuff, although you might want to avoid if you've not read "Changes" yet.

In other other news, I need to start a new short story for this quarter's Writers of the Future. Do I have a plot, or characters, or any-damn-thing? Nope. Do I need one? Oh, hell yes. I suppose I should start poking my Plot Bunny Hutch again...
agilebrit: (Tired & Long-suffering)
So, I revisited the "Ben&Alex have a conversation about their women" story that I started, lo, many moons ago, by request.

WHY WHY WHY does everything I write in this 'verse (at least, having to do with Ben) devolve into angst? Especially in something where they're supposed to be having fun? *shakes Ben out of his funk, because holy cow*

In other news, Jim Butcher did a live Q&A today at BittenByBooks. Good stuff, although you might want to avoid if you've not read "Changes" yet.

In other other news, I need to start a new short story for this quarter's Writers of the Future. Do I have a plot, or characters, or any-damn-thing? Nope. Do I need one? Oh, hell yes. I suppose I should start poking my Plot Bunny Hutch again...
agilebrit: (not amused)
My frakking HERO today.

Okay, not only was he played by My Celebrity Boyfriend in "The Soloist," but his column weighing in on the Roman Polanski thing hits the nail on the head.

And yet we have such "luminaries" as Martin Scorcese and Woody Allen signing a petition begging Switzerland not to extradite a man who, at the age of 44, raped a 13-year-old girl?

What. The. Fuck.

Yes, you read that right. I just dropped a rather rare f-bomb on my LJ, and I'm not quoting Ben.

I don't give a crap how long ago this crime happened. Roman Polanski gave a barely-pubescent child quaaludes and champagne, raped her, and then skipped the country before he was sentenced. He's living like a king overseas while she gets to deal with that for the rest of her life.

Would any of these clowns be defending my husband if he did the same thing to our babysitter? HELL FUCKING NO. Nor should they. Read the column, read her testimony, and then come in here and defend this guy. I dare you.

What the HELL is the matter with these people?
agilebrit: (not amused)
My frakking HERO today.

Okay, not only was he played by My Celebrity Boyfriend in "The Soloist," but his column weighing in on the Roman Polanski thing hits the nail on the head.

And yet we have such "luminaries" as Martin Scorcese and Woody Allen signing a petition begging Switzerland not to extradite a man who, at the age of 44, raped a 13-year-old girl?

What. The. Fuck.

Yes, you read that right. I just dropped a rather rare f-bomb on my LJ, and I'm not quoting Ben.

I don't give a crap how long ago this crime happened. Roman Polanski gave a barely-pubescent child quaaludes and champagne, raped her, and then skipped the country before he was sentenced. He's living like a king overseas while she gets to deal with that for the rest of her life.

Would any of these clowns be defending my husband if he did the same thing to our babysitter? HELL FUCKING NO. Nor should they. Read the column, read her testimony, and then come in here and defend this guy. I dare you.

What the HELL is the matter with these people?
agilebrit: (Elementary)
since the business cards I hand out at Cons point here, that I should do a Sticky Post for those unfamiliar with navigating LJ. I mean, yeah, all the info about where you can Read My Stuff is on the Userinfo page, but, shoot, who reads those, right?

And it's been an...interesting experience. I've been tweaking it a bit, here and there, to make it look nicer, adding information as it becomes relevant (or as it occurs to me), etc. I have discovered that you can change the length and color of a Horizontal Rule. And that it looks lovely on the Main Page of my LJ. And that when you're looking at just the entry, the formatting goes away. So, I don't even know.

Anyway, for those of you new here *waves* that's where you can finds Links To My Stuff to Read. It will be updated as required.

In other news, I've been subbing stuff left and right. I'm thinking that the publication I sent the Abducted!Werewolf story to is either not responding or the thing got lost in cyberspace somewhere, because they've had it since March and an inquiry has been left unanswered. Seriously, who uses AOL anymore? And should I send them a thing saying "since I've not heard from you on this I'm withdrawing it from consideration, thanks for your time" or just... assume? GAH, the Business End of this business is frustrating. And I probably ought to shoot another email to another editor asking about the status of another story...

So, anyway, if I don't finish the Ghost Ship Story by the 30th (PRAY FOR ME OMG STILL NEED ENDGAME STAT), then maybe I'll just send WotF that one. Everything's out but the BeagleFic (still undecided as to whether I should just throw that up as a freebie or not--the poll came down solidly tied).

Also, sleep-deprived [livejournal.com profile] agilebrit is sleep-deprived. I woke up at 2am and didn't get back to sleep until about 6. And then the Hubby had to get up at 6:45. Niiiiiiiiice.

In other news, this fills me with unseemly glee and I can't get the Big Stupid Grin off my face. Spoilers for Iron Man 2, but DUDES. This is going to be epicsauce. Which is much better than awesomesauce.

Oh. And. New icon. *points* Is it Christmas yet?
agilebrit: (Elementary)
since the business cards I hand out at Cons point here, that I should do a Sticky Post for those unfamiliar with navigating LJ. I mean, yeah, all the info about where you can Read My Stuff is on the Userinfo page, but, shoot, who reads those, right?

And it's been an...interesting experience. I've been tweaking it a bit, here and there, to make it look nicer, adding information as it becomes relevant (or as it occurs to me), etc. I have discovered that you can change the length and color of a Horizontal Rule. And that it looks lovely on the Main Page of my LJ. And that when you're looking at just the entry, the formatting goes away. So, I don't even know.

Anyway, for those of you new here *waves* that's where you can finds Links To My Stuff to Read. It will be updated as required.

In other news, I've been subbing stuff left and right. I'm thinking that the publication I sent the Abducted!Werewolf story to is either not responding or the thing got lost in cyberspace somewhere, because they've had it since March and an inquiry has been left unanswered. Seriously, who uses AOL anymore? And should I send them a thing saying "since I've not heard from you on this I'm withdrawing it from consideration, thanks for your time" or just... assume? GAH, the Business End of this business is frustrating. And I probably ought to shoot another email to another editor asking about the status of another story...

So, anyway, if I don't finish the Ghost Ship Story by the 30th (PRAY FOR ME OMG STILL NEED ENDGAME STAT), then maybe I'll just send WotF that one. Everything's out but the BeagleFic (still undecided as to whether I should just throw that up as a freebie or not--the poll came down solidly tied).

Also, sleep-deprived [livejournal.com profile] agilebrit is sleep-deprived. I woke up at 2am and didn't get back to sleep until about 6. And then the Hubby had to get up at 6:45. Niiiiiiiiice.

In other news, this fills me with unseemly glee and I can't get the Big Stupid Grin off my face. Spoilers for Iron Man 2, but DUDES. This is going to be epicsauce. Which is much better than awesomesauce.

Oh. And. New icon. *points* Is it Christmas yet?
agilebrit: (Writer of Wrongs)
And that's really all I'm going to say about this date. Other people out there are expressing my own thoughts better than I could do (I'm an emotionally stunted fiction writer, remember), and the world doesn't need me saying "I hope we kill every last one of the bastards responsible so dead that no one will ever find all their parts. And everyone who cheered them on too."

Which, I guess I just did. Take that as you will. I realize that makes me sound like I'm still angry and bitter about it, and, hey, guess what, I am. And I don't plan on getting over that anytime soon. My husband is an airline pilot, you bet your ass this is personal for me.

Anyway. *cough* That's more than I meant to say. Running off at the keyboard...

Actually, what I meant to say was, you need to go read this, right now. It has nothing at all to do with the above rant. There are zombies. Be sure there's nothing in your mouth, because I don't need any of you choking and dying, or alternatively, spraying your computer screen and blaming me. Go on, shoo, read it. You'll thank me.

And then go out and buy Larry's book. Because it's freakin' awesome.
agilebrit: (Writer of Wrongs)
And that's really all I'm going to say about this date. Other people out there are expressing my own thoughts better than I could do (I'm an emotionally stunted fiction writer, remember), and the world doesn't need me saying "I hope we kill every last one of the bastards responsible so dead that no one will ever find all their parts. And everyone who cheered them on too."

Which, I guess I just did. Take that as you will. I realize that makes me sound like I'm still angry and bitter about it, and, hey, guess what, I am. And I don't plan on getting over that anytime soon. My husband is an airline pilot, you bet your ass this is personal for me.

Anyway. *cough* That's more than I meant to say. Running off at the keyboard...

Actually, what I meant to say was, you need to go read this, right now. It has nothing at all to do with the above rant. There are zombies. Be sure there's nothing in your mouth, because I don't need any of you choking and dying, or alternatively, spraying your computer screen and blaming me. Go on, shoo, read it. You'll thank me.

And then go out and buy Larry's book. Because it's freakin' awesome.
agilebrit: (Puppy Has Teeth 1)
I'm heading out to Borders with a 40% off coupon and the netbook in a little while. I leave you with a snippet. Early days in the prison, West has been tormenting Ben, and go:

Ben made a noncommittal noise and grabbed a pair of jeans. "If I asked you to kill me," he said, too casually, "would you do it?"

Angeline busied herself at the stove with a steak, her back to the room. She didn't want him to see her jaw tighten, and tried to keep her tone light. "Och, haven't you already asked me to?"

"Yeah, but the first time I was still on the table and the time after that wasn't long after you brought me home." Oh, god, he was keeping track.

"You keep thinking you're at the end of your rope, puppy, but then you find more of it." She turned the steak over and spiced it. "If you really want to die, I'm fair certain you could find a way to do yourself."

"Yeah. Came close, a couple of times."

Her heart crawled up her throat and tried to choke her. "What stopped you, then?"

"Dunno, really." His voice had a dreamy quality. She looked over her shoulder to see that he was slouched down with his eyes closed, rubbing the scars on his wrists. Again. He'd put the jeans on but not bothered with a shirt. "Maybe the idea that Janni's looking for me and she'd be pissed if I offed myself before she found me."


Comments are ♥♥♥.

Also, for the writers (and Neil Gaiman fans) on my flist, this is the most awesome thing you will see today. Or possibly all year.
agilebrit: (Puppy Has Teeth 1)
I'm heading out to Borders with a 40% off coupon and the netbook in a little while. I leave you with a snippet. Early days in the prison, West has been tormenting Ben, and go:

Ben made a noncommittal noise and grabbed a pair of jeans. "If I asked you to kill me," he said, too casually, "would you do it?"

Angeline busied herself at the stove with a steak, her back to the room. She didn't want him to see her jaw tighten, and tried to keep her tone light. "Och, haven't you already asked me to?"

"Yeah, but the first time I was still on the table and the time after that wasn't long after you brought me home." Oh, god, he was keeping track.

"You keep thinking you're at the end of your rope, puppy, but then you find more of it." She turned the steak over and spiced it. "If you really want to die, I'm fair certain you could find a way to do yourself."

"Yeah. Came close, a couple of times."

Her heart crawled up her throat and tried to choke her. "What stopped you, then?"

"Dunno, really." His voice had a dreamy quality. She looked over her shoulder to see that he was slouched down with his eyes closed, rubbing the scars on his wrists. Again. He'd put the jeans on but not bothered with a shirt. "Maybe the idea that Janni's looking for me and she'd be pissed if I offed myself before she found me."


Comments are ♥♥♥.

Also, for the writers (and Neil Gaiman fans) on my flist, this is the most awesome thing you will see today. Or possibly all year.
agilebrit: (Default)
Yesterday, I cracked 40,000 words.

Today, I cracked 41,000 words.

My villain now has even more motivation to hate Ben than he had before. I've done a bit more world-building. It's still coming together piecemeal, and I'm going to have to go back and edit a couple of scenes to reflect the new reality.

In other news, I made some more Sherlock Holmes wallpapers from the trailer, off the template I used before. I may post them later, or I may make another RDJ wallpaper from some candids that just showed up with him in the Tony Stark goatee, wearing a fabulous hat and an open-necked shirt, and smoking a cigar. GUH.

Later, we're going to see "Night at the Museum II." Is it bad that I think it'll probably be smarter than "Terminator: Salvation"? I mean, okay, my Geek Cred is intact in that I actually went to see the thing (and I'm terribly disappointed that I didn't get the Sherlock Holmes trailer with it, WTF, drive-in, just WTF?), but I have...issues with it. Issues. There's a good word.

Also: Coolest. Thing. EVER. Yes. Someone made a Vera replica. Having seen that, my life is now complete and I can die reasonably happy.
agilebrit: (Default)
Yesterday, I cracked 40,000 words.

Today, I cracked 41,000 words.

My villain now has even more motivation to hate Ben than he had before. I've done a bit more world-building. It's still coming together piecemeal, and I'm going to have to go back and edit a couple of scenes to reflect the new reality.

In other news, I made some more Sherlock Holmes wallpapers from the trailer, off the template I used before. I may post them later, or I may make another RDJ wallpaper from some candids that just showed up with him in the Tony Stark goatee, wearing a fabulous hat and an open-necked shirt, and smoking a cigar. GUH.

Later, we're going to see "Night at the Museum II." Is it bad that I think it'll probably be smarter than "Terminator: Salvation"? I mean, okay, my Geek Cred is intact in that I actually went to see the thing (and I'm terribly disappointed that I didn't get the Sherlock Holmes trailer with it, WTF, drive-in, just WTF?), but I have...issues with it. Issues. There's a good word.

Also: Coolest. Thing. EVER. Yes. Someone made a Vera replica. Having seen that, my life is now complete and I can die reasonably happy.
agilebrit: (Default)
When one has replaced VHS tapes with DVDs, there is no need to hang on to the VHS tapes. Toss them, for Heaven's sake. All they're doing is taking up space. No one will even want them in a garage sale, dude. Pack rattage is not a virtue.

In other news, I've organized my comics (again) and discovered that I'm missing Issue 2 of Ender's Shadow. GAH. Oh well, I'm sure I'll be at the comic store next week (because this is my life now), and I'll see if they have it then, or if they can order it for me.

In other other news, we've rearranged the living room again, hopefully for the last time. Wish someone would take this damb blue sofa off our hands...

I've looked over my rewrite of the beginning of the novelthing again. Is much better, and I like it when not!Harry's sarcasm circuits are firing (however weakly) even when someone is beating the everlovin' crap out of him.

And Scalzi tells it like it is, vis a vis the writer's life and why your favorite writer may not be cranking out his or her next novel as fast as you'd like. Being on the creative end of a novel process for the first time...yeah. This writing shit is hard, man. And I shall refrain womanfully from busting JFav's chops over us not getting the rest of the Viva Las Vegas Iron Man comics yet, because I'm sure he's busy and there's stuff beyond his control happening behind the scenes that I am not privy to.
agilebrit: (Default)
When one has replaced VHS tapes with DVDs, there is no need to hang on to the VHS tapes. Toss them, for Heaven's sake. All they're doing is taking up space. No one will even want them in a garage sale, dude. Pack rattage is not a virtue.

In other news, I've organized my comics (again) and discovered that I'm missing Issue 2 of Ender's Shadow. GAH. Oh well, I'm sure I'll be at the comic store next week (because this is my life now), and I'll see if they have it then, or if they can order it for me.

In other other news, we've rearranged the living room again, hopefully for the last time. Wish someone would take this damb blue sofa off our hands...

I've looked over my rewrite of the beginning of the novelthing again. Is much better, and I like it when not!Harry's sarcasm circuits are firing (however weakly) even when someone is beating the everlovin' crap out of him.

And Scalzi tells it like it is, vis a vis the writer's life and why your favorite writer may not be cranking out his or her next novel as fast as you'd like. Being on the creative end of a novel process for the first time...yeah. This writing shit is hard, man. And I shall refrain womanfully from busting JFav's chops over us not getting the rest of the Viva Las Vegas Iron Man comics yet, because I'm sure he's busy and there's stuff beyond his control happening behind the scenes that I am not privy to.
agilebrit: (Numfar: Dance of Joy)
for the third time today.

Only this time, we're getting a sitter for Da Boy and seeing it in a "real" theater (rather than the drive-in).

Speaking of Robert Downey, Jr.--I give you this:



*dies*

WHOA. I'm so glad I watched the original one I was going to imbed before I did it--that particular trailer was rated R for a reason. This one is much more...family-friendly.

Yes, I realize that "Galaxy Quest" already did this. I don't care. A cast like that, I am so there.

Speaking of "Galaxy Quest," y'all know there's a comic coming out soon, right?

Also, to make this post even more awesome than it already is, I give you this, courtesy of the HubbySis. Just click it. Worksafe and hysterical.

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