You know how I don't write RPF, like, at all?

[agilebrit]

Yeah, toss that out the window. Behold this photo of Robert Downey Jr, in all his sartorial glory:


Note, especially, the Orange Scarf of Hilarity. Hey, no one in the history of ever has claimed the guy is a snappy dresser. (Other than the shoes. The shoes are awesome. Always.) Second-hand embarrassment, thy name is Robert Downey, Jr.

And then, there's this video:

Note the Missus, wearing that self-same scarf, at about 2:54.

I'm sure they have a barter system or something. *nods* So, I imagined a conversation at the airport (because this is clearly at an airport) that went something like this:

"Here, sweetie, hold my purse. And my carry-on. And the Orange Scarf of Hilarity."

"Aw, honey, no, not the scarf, the fangirls are going to have a field day with that, you know they are, especially that Agilebrit woman, you know, the one I took out a restraining order on..."

"Scarf, now." *wraps it round*

*meekly* "Yes, dear. OH GOD NOT THE PAPARAZ--crap."

Comments

[mela-lyn.livejournal.com]

That is so hilarious... and you're probably right too. ;) About the wife making him wear it... not the whole restraining order thing. That would have been in the news. ;)

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Considering the fact that I would melt into a puddle of goo if I ever actually met him, I don't think a restraining order is necessary. ;)