*dies*

[agilebrit]

So, I checked my spam folder, as I do about once a week, before deleting everything in it. And I got something from "EPPIcard," with the subject line "Unsuccessful password reset."

Understand, I have no idea what an EPPIcard even is. But I opened the email anyway, because phishing emails are usually pretty entertaining.

This one was no exception.

Account status: Suspended
Service status: Freezed

This security notice is to advise you that a unsucsesfull Password Reset was recently attempted on your account.
If you are unaware of these changes, please restore your EPPICard account right now using using the folowing link :
[fake link deleted]
Thank you for using EPPICard

"Freezed."

Comments

[honorh.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

"Freezed"!

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

You wonder if they looked at that and thought "I'm not sure that's right...eh, whatever."

I'm just glad I didn't have anything in my mouth when I saw that, because it would have hit my screen.

[iposty.livejournal.com]

I hate it when things get freezed..

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

It hurtses my brain when it gets freezed. *snerk*

Seriously, spammers need to learn that proofreading is their friend.

[ezagaaikwe.livejournal.com]

I hate it when things get freezed..

That, and the Random Capitalization. Makes me think the writer's first language is German, but Germans are usually better at English that this writer. Silly billies.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Probably someone who's 14 or so...

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

I would think that getting "freezed" would hurt in some way. *snort*

I haven't been getting as many male enhancement spams lately (in my spam folder, thank goodness). Those are always so hilarious.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I got one the other day that said "Gain 7+ inches!" Considering that most men have about six to start with, gaining twice as much? Sounds...panic-inducing. *puts a ruler against my stomach* AUGH. No way, dudes.

[bojojoti.livejournal.com]

Thank God most criminal types are missing a couple dozen IQ points.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Well, if they were smart, they'd have real jobs...