*dies*

[agilebrit]

So, I checked my spam folder, as I do about once a week, before deleting everything in it. And I got something from "EPPIcard," with the subject line "Unsuccessful password reset."

Understand, I have no idea what an EPPIcard even is. But I opened the email anyway, because phishing emails are usually pretty entertaining.

This one was no exception.

Account status: Suspended
Service status: Freezed

This security notice is to advise you that a unsucsesfull Password Reset was recently attempted on your account.
If you are unaware of these changes, please restore your EPPICard account right now using using the folowing link :
[fake link deleted]
Thank you for using EPPICard

"Freezed."