No! Back, I say, BACK!

[agilebrit]

I am not going to write a story entitled "Fluffy the Vampire Slayer" wherein Fluffy is a white Miniature Poodle (the size between the teeny ones and the big ones), Xander is an Irish Setter, Willow is a Border Collie, and Spike is an emasculated Pit Bull. Giles, of course, is a cat. A blue British Shorthair, no doubt.

*beats off rabid plot bunny with a 4x4*

You know, that would qualify as parody. I could probably sell it.

But first, I need to finish the BearFic. Which has to go out tomorrow.

If I could stop coughing and the Steelers would stop sucking, that'd be dandy. I lost another 1.4 lbs yesterday. Which I had to lose and wouldn't mind losing more, but I hearily dis-recommend this particular method.

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[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

Hee, I would totally read that!