Note to moviemakers:

When I'm watching your trailer, and comparing your movie unfavorably to "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"...

This is a problem.

Why, yes, "Observe and Report," I'm looking at you. I'm going to have to invest in a longer pole, because the ten-foot one just isn't long enough.

In other news, I'm thinking of doing the Flashback Scene from not!Harry's POV and throwing it up as a sort of "DVD Extra." Because I'm not too far inside his head as it is and writing (another!) scene from his POV where he's contemplating killing himself is going to be good for me.

Yeah, that was sarcasm. See? I'm channeling him already.

In other other news, I'd like to rip my uterus out with a pitchfork, shoot it, set it on fire, and then bury it under twelve feet of lime in my backyard. The timing was fine this time, but the headache that two naproxen didn't even touch was not appreciated. At least that's gone now. We'll see what it hits me with today.

Oh! And we had a goldfinch on the bird feeder. That makes three species. I'm thinking of putting out a thistle sock.

Note to moviemakers:

When I'm watching your trailer, and comparing your movie unfavorably to "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"...

This is a problem.

Why, yes, "Observe and Report," I'm looking at you. I'm going to have to invest in a longer pole, because the ten-foot one just isn't long enough.

In other news, I'm thinking of doing the Flashback Scene from not!Harry's POV and throwing it up as a sort of "DVD Extra." Because I'm not too far inside his head as it is and writing (another!) scene from his POV where he's contemplating killing himself is going to be good for me.

Yeah, that was sarcasm. See? I'm channeling him already.

In other other news, I'd like to rip my uterus out with a pitchfork, shoot it, set it on fire, and then bury it under twelve feet of lime in my backyard. The timing was fine this time, but the headache that two naproxen didn't even touch was not appreciated. At least that's gone now. We'll see what it hits me with today.

Oh! And we had a goldfinch on the bird feeder. That makes three species. I'm thinking of putting out a thistle sock.

Also.

I'm really really sad that Andy Hallett died. Lorne was one of my very favorite characters, and I discovered the magic of Seabreezes because of him. Way too young. RIP, Andy, we'll miss you.

Also.

I'm really really sad that Andy Hallett died. Lorne was one of my very favorite characters, and I discovered the magic of Seabreezes because of him. Way too young. RIP, Andy, we'll miss you.

Oh, god.

...

Yeah, American Idol is going to suck tonight.

However, we went to see "Monsters vs Aliens" in 3D this afternoon, and it was excellent. Also, Target has Heroes (both seasons) for about $19, I found a 1gig thumb drive for $6, a set of laptop speakers for $12, and I found "Wonder Boys" at Best Buy for $5.

I didn't actually buy "Wonder Boys," because I didn't realize I had as much money as I did, but this will be rectified tomorrow when we go out to go grocery shopping and hit the comic store for four (count 'em!) comics.

And then once I add "Wonder Boys" to the collection, I'll have nine RDJ movies in the collection that I haven't watched. Pathetic fangirl is pathetic.

Oh, god.

...

Yeah, American Idol is going to suck tonight.

However, we went to see "Monsters vs Aliens" in 3D this afternoon, and it was excellent. Also, Target has Heroes (both seasons) for about $19, I found a 1gig thumb drive for $6, a set of laptop speakers for $12, and I found "Wonder Boys" at Best Buy for $5.

I didn't actually buy "Wonder Boys," because I didn't realize I had as much money as I did, but this will be rectified tomorrow when we go out to go grocery shopping and hit the comic store for four (count 'em!) comics.

And then once I add "Wonder Boys" to the collection, I'll have nine RDJ movies in the collection that I haven't watched. Pathetic fangirl is pathetic.

*sigh*

Adam Lambert is the most talented performer on that stage.

The problem is that I just don't like him.

Also, I keep expecting him to do that thing with his finger and make Simon bleed across his forehead. And that freaks me out just a little.

Yes, this is me and my fandoms colliding. Because I'm weird.

For those of you wondering, Simon's power is his mighty snark.

*sigh*

Adam Lambert is the most talented performer on that stage.

The problem is that I just don't like him.

Also, I keep expecting him to do that thing with his finger and make Simon bleed across his forehead. And that freaks me out just a little.

Yes, this is me and my fandoms colliding. Because I'm weird.

For those of you wondering, Simon's power is his mighty snark.