Wow, y'all.

I fail. I fail really hard. All aboard the Failboat. Think of any "fail" macro you like, and I've exceeded it.

Word to the wise, who already KNOW this: When ironing a patch onto a pair of pants, it helps to...

Wait for it...

PUT THE STICKY SIDE DOWN.

I may have ruined the iron, because this stuff ain't comin' off.

CRAP.

ETA: Yay for scouring pads. The glue is off my iron, and now I can try again. Whee.

Wow, y'all.

I fail. I fail really hard. All aboard the Failboat. Think of any "fail" macro you like, and I've exceeded it.

Word to the wise, who already KNOW this: When ironing a patch onto a pair of pants, it helps to...

Wait for it...

PUT THE STICKY SIDE DOWN.

I may have ruined the iron, because this stuff ain't comin' off.

CRAP.

ETA: Yay for scouring pads. The glue is off my iron, and now I can try again. Whee.

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

The Muses have either died or gone permanently into hiding. I've got nothing. Zilch, zip, zero, nada. I haven't written a thing since I stuck an END at the bottom of the BearFic. The Stuff that Thing story is moribund; the Books Gone Bad fic's coffin is nailed shut; the InsaneAlien thing has no plot, and thus no words. At all.

This has got to be the worst case of writing doldrums I've ever had.

Therefore, I'm asking you, o flist, to step up to the plate and give me writing prompts. SF is my genre of choice at this point in time; apparently attempting to write fantasy has caused the Muses to run screaming in horror.

My Writing Buddy gave me my last writing prompt, which was: "I don't know where your lost god is, but I can tell you where to start looking." This produced the BearFic, which I'm very happy with. If someone out there could give me a theme, or a plot, or SOMETHING to hang my hat on, I'd be ever so grateful.

THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

The Muses have either died or gone permanently into hiding. I've got nothing. Zilch, zip, zero, nada. I haven't written a thing since I stuck an END at the bottom of the BearFic. The Stuff that Thing story is moribund; the Books Gone Bad fic's coffin is nailed shut; the InsaneAlien thing has no plot, and thus no words. At all.

This has got to be the worst case of writing doldrums I've ever had.

Therefore, I'm asking you, o flist, to step up to the plate and give me writing prompts. SF is my genre of choice at this point in time; apparently attempting to write fantasy has caused the Muses to run screaming in horror.

My Writing Buddy gave me my last writing prompt, which was: "I don't know where your lost god is, but I can tell you where to start looking." This produced the BearFic, which I'm very happy with. If someone out there could give me a theme, or a plot, or SOMETHING to hang my hat on, I'd be ever so grateful.