Okay, flist, help me out...

[agilebrit]

I'm creating a "House, MD" drinking game. Need suggestions. Here's what I have so far:

Take a drink every time:

• House says something about Cuddy's boobs or other body parts
  
• Chase says something that reveals that his sex life is *cough* less-than-orthodox
  
• A patient exhibits less-than-orthodox sexual behavior
  
• House pops a Vicodin
  
• House or Cuddy uses clinic hours as a bargaining chip
  
• House and Wilson bicker like an old married couple
  
• The Ducklings break into someone's house
  
• They get a diagnosis wrong
  
• Something about a clinic patient gives House a light-bulb moment when dealing with the POTW
  
• A patient dies or goes into some sort of arrest
  
• They bring him back
  
• House lies or commits some subterfuge in order to get a patient the treatment he thinks they need
  
• Someone goes up the stairs to avoid House
  
• House uses his cane in a non-cane way
  
• Race is brought up in relation to Foreman
  
• Medi-cam!
  
• House or one of the Ducklings gets bodily fluids on them somehow
  
• Cameron makes doe eyes at House
  
• Someone walks into the room uninvited when House is with a clinic patient
  
• House asks Wilson for a consult on a non-cancer patient
  
• Chase sulks or pouts
  
• Wilson has a "non-date" with a woman who isn't his wife
  
• House bullies a patient into a treatment
  
• Cameron gets unnecessarily close to a patient
  
• House snarks at her about it
  
• Misdirection at the beginning on who the POTW is going to be
  
• House plays with his Gameboy or watches a soap opera
  
• House injects someone without an alcohol swab
  
• They try a treatment JUST to see if they're right about a diagnosis
  
• Some sort of wager is made
  

Please feel free to modify, add suggestions, etc.

Why, no, I'm not going to use it as a jumping-off point for a Spike&Angel snarkfest. Really. Would I do something like that?