Arrant Nonsense

for open_on_sunday. Go, me.

Title: Just Another Day at Hell, Incorporated
Author: babies stole my dingo (agilebrit)
Fandom: Angel
Rating: G
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: Joss is the genius behind these characters; I am but a lowly follower. I make no money from any of this, so please don't sue me.
Written for: open_on_sunday's "Office Supplies" challenge.
Notes: Eh, it was funnier in my head. Oh well.

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Angel walked into his office, ready to start another day. A sticky note in the middle of his desk read: "Team Meeting, 9:30." Wes had some ancient document he needed help translating; Gunn had a client he was antsy about. Lorne wanted to talk to him about a movie script some Hollywood guy wanted to pitch for a failed TV series (Joss? Joss who?). And Fred wanted some uber-complicated piece of mystical scientific equipment, which Angel didn't even want to try to comprehend.

He grabbed a pen, started making notes--and noticed that the ink was lavender and sparkly.

"Spike!"

Title: Feigenbaum
Author: babies stole my dingo (agilebrit)
Fandom: Angel
Rating: G
Length: Drabble (100 words--down from 145)
Disclaimer: Joss is the genius behind these characters; I am but a lowly follower. I make no money from any of this, so please don't sue me.
Written for: open_on_sunday's "Inanimate Object" challenge.

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She gave me life the day she named me. "The Master of Chaos." I've been with her through everything. She'd hold me and cry when the popular girls teased her--and then she'd flounce over to her desk, mutter "I'll show them," and get a perfect score on the next test, spoiling the curve for them.

She took me to college...and disappeared. When she came back, she hugged me really hard. I'd missed her too.

Now? Wesley's putting me in a box with the rest of her things. He's very sad.

I don't think she's coming back this time.