Arrant Nonsense

I will freely admit that I am probably the world's worst hausfrau. I hate housework, I try to get away with doing as little of it as possible, and, yes, my house suffers for it.

That being said, sometimes I get a bug up my butt and actually work hard on it. My kitchen is clean, my downstairs bathroom is ridiculously clean (how do walls get spots on them?), my floors are clean.

I still need to clean my upstairs bathrooms. I should dust--if I could find my feather duster. The Black Hole of Scariness next to my side of the couch is still, alas, a Black Hole of Scariness.

And now my back hurts. Bugger.