Arrant Nonsense

of the BadWrong...

I wrote a followup to this. What is it about this fandom that makes me need to write the same scene from multiple viewpoints?

( Pepper gets the call... )

X-posted to tonypepper.

Seriously, "we the people" have been making some almighty bad "choices" lately, no matter what Hugh Laurie said. NO WE CAN'T. GO AWAY. GAH. Yeah, way to annoy me right out of the box, there.

I judge a movie by how many times I watch it in the theater and how fast it goes in the DVD collection. I saw Iron Man at least eight times in the theater. I went to get the DVD at midnight on the release date. I've written fanfic for it when I said I wasn't going to write fanfic ever ever ever again.

I saw TDK once. And that was enough. It was all right, but it also reminded me of the worst aspects of Spiderman 3--they tried to do too much with too many villains and it was too relentlessly dark and depressing.

So. America proves, once again, that it's on crack. I hate having my low opinions confirmed.

Yeah, you know what? In "honor" of the crapfest tonight, I'm going to post my third iteration of the BadWrong Fic o'BadWrongness, now with even more BadWrong. (Er, you guys never saw the first one. It sucked. Badly.)

( Here ya go. Heed the warnings. Seriously. The icon is apropos. *cough* Vampire gloves *cough* )

X-posted to starkindustries.

Followup here--Pepper's POV when she gets the call.

Yeah. Fic. Part...One point five? Same as before, only with a little intro and a little follow-up, and it's Tony's POV rather than Pepper's.

So, yeah. I am a sad, strange little girl.

Link to Part 1.0.

Title: Whatever Mr. Stark Requires
Author: babies stole my dingo (agilebrit)
Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Rating: PG for a couple of mildly naughty words
Length: Short story (about 1200 words)
Disclaimer: Marvel owns these characters; I am but a lowly follower. I make no money from any of this, so please don't sue me.
Feedback: Concrit adored! If you see something that can be improved upon, please let me know, even if it's only a typo.
Written for: Just me. Damn plot bunnies.
Notes: Tony comes back from a different sort of mission in Afghanistan, a different sort of broken. Pepper has to try to put him back together.

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( 'Sir, I really must insist,' Jarvis said. 'The human frame is not designed to take this sort of punishment.' )

Title: Whatever Mr. Stark Requires
Author: babies stole my dingo (agilebrit)
Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Rating: PG for one mildly naughty word
Length: Short story (about 1200 words)
Disclaimer: Marvel owns these characters; I am but a lowly follower. I make no money from any of this, so please don't sue me.
Feedback: Concrit adored! If you see something that can be improved upon, please let me know, even if it's only a typo.
Written for: Just me. Damn plot bunnies.
Notes: Tony comes back from a different sort of mission in Afghanistan, a different sort of broken. Pepper has to try to put him back together.

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( Miss Potts? Mr. Stark has arrived. )