*dies and is dead*

[agilebrit]

As you know, Bob (or maybe you don't), I have a character I'm pretty fond of. I've written a completed and good novel, an incomplete and terrible novel, and four short stories starring this guy. I have been known to roleplay him, and have a lot of fun doing so.

Thing is, he's either married and aggressively monogamous, or not married and not remotely looking, in the RP. So imagine my utter surprise to find this in his inbox today, from diamondsaremagn:

Hello,
My name is princess
I saw your profile today in this site and get interested to know you,here is my email (REDACTED)please send me an email so that i will send you my photos and tell you more about my self and also get to know you better.
princess

I'm tempted to reply in-character:

Dear Princess: I'm a little flabbergasted by your interest in me, but I'm a happily married werewolf who mates for life. Good luck with your future endeavors, but I really don't think we should exchange pictures. My Mate is really possessive and she will eat you. And not in the fun way. Best regards, Ben.

The only thing stopping me is that this is probably a robo-spam account and wouldn't be read by a real person anyway. It's a shame, because I would love to mess with someone like this.

Actually, I'm tempted to do it anyway (via PMs over LJ, not email), just to see what kind of reaction I'd get.

Comments

[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

Doooo eeeeeeet!

Seriously, even if there's no human on the other end, you could always post the log when you're done!

(Had a hard time choosing between my footsie and discord icons. Footsie won, but it was close.)

[werewolf-hacker.livejournal.com]

Fine, you filty enabler, I did it, with this icon. :p

[litlover12.livejournal.com]

Haha, love it. Let us know if you get a response!