Dear spammers:

[agilebrit]

Bombing LJ posts that are years old with your stupid dating spam is a terrible way to drive traffic to your site. It will, in fact, have the opposite effect.

That being said, I am vastly amused by the fact that you have a crush on a genderless, asexual fictional character. He loves you too, but not that way. Because he's an angel. From capital-H Heaven. Okay, technically he's an ex-demon who called Home, but. Contrary to some paranormal romance out there, he really has less than no interest in sexing you up.

Regards,
agilebrit

Comments

[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

They tried to get my cat to join, too. Like you, I was amused, but not motivated to sign up.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I saw that and was also amused. And while my angel dude might have been interested whilst he was all demony and stuff, to use it to suborn lonely and desperate souls -- he most certainly is not at this point in his life when he's done a complete 180.

In fact, I had a post with him once that basically said "Miss that? Why???"

[highlander_ii]

The *only* benefit to the worlds of spam this 'bot' is managing - it's reminding me of some old RPG journals I had lying about that needed to be 'tidied up' and locked down. =)

Otherwise - omg, what a pain in the ass!