Well, foo.
Aug. 14th, 2009 03:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
agilebritI got an IM visit from the infamous ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
jeremycrawford, much like the one I got last year. But this time, we didn't even get to the part where he calls me an ASSHOLE and tells me to go to hell. But I was able to string him along for awhile.
Enjoy:
crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
babiesstolemydingo: Howdy
crawfordjeremy702000: do you write fanfiction.
babiesstolemydingo: do I know you?
babiesstolemydingo: I've been known to.
crawfordjeremy702000: i found you at sunnydalewrites yahoo group.
babiesstolemydingo: ah I see
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to write a fic.
babiesstolemydingo: Anything specific, or fic in general? I've got, like...seventy, you could read.
crawfordjeremy702000: would this kind bother you tara pairied with a 15 year old male a nc-17 kind.
babiesstolemydingo: That might be tricky. Seeing as Tara's a lesbian. First time for both of them sort of thing?
crawfordjeremy702000: what about one where she find out willow cheats on her and decides to try male.
babiesstolemydingo: I think she'd be more inclined to break up with Willow over the whole mind-control thing...
babiesstolemydingo: Also, men are dogs; I'm not sure that Willow cheating on her would inspire her to see if the grass is greener...
crawfordjeremy702000: oh.
babiesstolemydingo: Still here?
crawfordjeremy702000: yeah.
babiesstolemydingo: I just have trouble breaking up a canon couple for some random porn...
crawfordjeremy702000: well i like your idea about breaking up with willow over the mind control
babiesstolemydingo: I just don't see why that would send Tara, of all people, rushing into the arms of an underage kid.
crawfordjeremy702000: what about if she used magic to see who she is supposed to be with.
babiesstolemydingo: I'd think that if the spell came up with a 15-year-old of the male persuasion, she'd say "Well, obviously THAT didn't work..."
babiesstolemydingo: still here?
crawfordjeremy702000: yes.
babiesstolemydingo: Also, without knowing how old YOU are, I'm not comfortable writing porn for you.
crawfordjeremy702000: 29
babiesstolemydingo: Well, that's something. Not wanting a self-insert, then...
babiesstolemydingo: Although it makes me wonder... naaaaaaaaaaah.
babiesstolemydingo: nevermind
crawfordjeremy702000: that is the only way i think of tara with a 15 year old if willow cheats on tara
babiesstolemydingo: And I just don't see her going there. Why an underage kid? She's in college, you'd think she'd want someone more experienced for her first time.
crawfordjeremy702000: will you do the fic
babiesstolemydingo: Really, I just can't picture the scenario.
crawfordjeremy702000: i am not taking no for answer.
babiesstolemydingo: Oh, well. If you're going to hold me at GUNPOINT....
babiesstolemydingo: What sort of wordcount are you looking for?
babiesstolemydingo: Hello?
babiesstolemydingo: Do you want this thing or don't you?
babiesstolemydingo: Jeremy?
babiesstolemydingo: I thought you wanted fic...?
jeremycrawford, much like the one I got last year. But this time, we didn't even get to the part where he calls me an ASSHOLE and tells me to go to hell. But I was able to string him along for awhile.Enjoy:
crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
babiesstolemydingo: Howdy
crawfordjeremy702000: do you write fanfiction.
babiesstolemydingo: do I know you?
babiesstolemydingo: I've been known to.
crawfordjeremy702000: i found you at sunnydalewrites yahoo group.
babiesstolemydingo: ah I see
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to write a fic.
babiesstolemydingo: Anything specific, or fic in general? I've got, like...seventy, you could read.
crawfordjeremy702000: would this kind bother you tara pairied with a 15 year old male a nc-17 kind.
babiesstolemydingo: That might be tricky. Seeing as Tara's a lesbian. First time for both of them sort of thing?
crawfordjeremy702000: what about one where she find out willow cheats on her and decides to try male.
babiesstolemydingo: I think she'd be more inclined to break up with Willow over the whole mind-control thing...
babiesstolemydingo: Also, men are dogs; I'm not sure that Willow cheating on her would inspire her to see if the grass is greener...
crawfordjeremy702000: oh.
babiesstolemydingo: Still here?
crawfordjeremy702000: yeah.
babiesstolemydingo: I just have trouble breaking up a canon couple for some random porn...
crawfordjeremy702000: well i like your idea about breaking up with willow over the mind control
babiesstolemydingo: I just don't see why that would send Tara, of all people, rushing into the arms of an underage kid.
crawfordjeremy702000: what about if she used magic to see who she is supposed to be with.
babiesstolemydingo: I'd think that if the spell came up with a 15-year-old of the male persuasion, she'd say "Well, obviously THAT didn't work..."
babiesstolemydingo: still here?
crawfordjeremy702000: yes.
babiesstolemydingo: Also, without knowing how old YOU are, I'm not comfortable writing porn for you.
crawfordjeremy702000: 29
babiesstolemydingo: Well, that's something. Not wanting a self-insert, then...
babiesstolemydingo: Although it makes me wonder... naaaaaaaaaaah.
babiesstolemydingo: nevermind
crawfordjeremy702000: that is the only way i think of tara with a 15 year old if willow cheats on tara
babiesstolemydingo: And I just don't see her going there. Why an underage kid? She's in college, you'd think she'd want someone more experienced for her first time.
crawfordjeremy702000: will you do the fic
babiesstolemydingo: Really, I just can't picture the scenario.
crawfordjeremy702000: i am not taking no for answer.
babiesstolemydingo: Oh, well. If you're going to hold me at GUNPOINT....
babiesstolemydingo: What sort of wordcount are you looking for?
babiesstolemydingo: Hello?
babiesstolemydingo: Do you want this thing or don't you?
babiesstolemydingo: Jeremy?
babiesstolemydingo: I thought you wanted fic...?
