Clearly, I should go to bed...

[agilebrit]

When I'm reading headlines and think I see:

Thousands blacked out as ice cream wreaks havoc

...rather than an ice storm.

Either that, or I've been obsessing too much over my battle with the scale.

Comments

[pensive]

XD

[ithildyn.livejournal.com]

[snorfle]

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was an ice cream headache that caused it? *snort* Gah!

[quicksilvermad.livejournal.com]

"First reporter on scene, Brenda Yoker, described the carnage as:
'A lactose intolerant's worst nightmare—there was melted dairy all over the place and several paramedics treating the unconscious frequently vomited as the smell of rotting milk product filled the air along with the noon-day sun. God help us all.'
Be advised, a large portion of New York Avenue has been shut down due to the incident."

*SNORT*