Wow, y'all.
Nov. 11th, 2007 05:11 pmI just saw a trailer for "I Am Legend," Will Smith's new movie. I don't know anything more about this movie than what I just saw (and I can't find the version online that I saw)...and I need to see this movie.
Seriously, all I saw was Will Smith running on a treadmill with his dog, playing golf on a roof, and walking through a cornfield in the middle of an empty city. And sleeping in a bathtub with the aforementioned dog, which is a German Shepherd. And the narrator says "The last man on Earth...isn't alone."
I have no backstory. I don't know why he's alone in the city and what happened to the rest of humanity. (Well, I know now, because the internet is my friend.) But that trailer pulled me in and made me want to find out. THIS is the job of a movie trailer, people. Suck me in and make me have to see your show.
Don't make me look at your film and go "Ew, why would I want to go see that?" Why, yes, "40-Year-Old Virgin," I'm looking at you. Now thare's a movie that lived down to expectations, rather dramatically. And the promotions for "Bee Movie" have been completely and totally LAME, although Medved said it was a good movie. But the promos for that one have made me go "meh" rather than "squee!" and I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to have the opposite reaction.
Of course, I'm weird. That commercial on TV with the animated bee with theFrench (d'oh! I fail at accents! Apologies to Antonio Banderas) Spanish accent? I hate those, because boy bees don't leave the hive. Their job is to mate with the queen and die. Talking bees I have no problem with. Drones going out have me making warding signs against evil. And I'm getting the same thing for "Bee Movie," but at least I think they're going to explain to me why this drone decided to go out into the wide world.
Still, people. I'd like some scientific accuracy with my talking bugs, please. *crosses arms*
Seriously, all I saw was Will Smith running on a treadmill with his dog, playing golf on a roof, and walking through a cornfield in the middle of an empty city. And sleeping in a bathtub with the aforementioned dog, which is a German Shepherd. And the narrator says "The last man on Earth...isn't alone."
I have no backstory. I don't know why he's alone in the city and what happened to the rest of humanity. (Well, I know now, because the internet is my friend.) But that trailer pulled me in and made me want to find out. THIS is the job of a movie trailer, people. Suck me in and make me have to see your show.
Don't make me look at your film and go "Ew, why would I want to go see that?" Why, yes, "40-Year-Old Virgin," I'm looking at you. Now thare's a movie that lived down to expectations, rather dramatically. And the promotions for "Bee Movie" have been completely and totally LAME, although Medved said it was a good movie. But the promos for that one have made me go "meh" rather than "squee!" and I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to have the opposite reaction.
Of course, I'm weird. That commercial on TV with the animated bee with the
Still, people. I'd like some scientific accuracy with my talking bugs, please. *crosses arms*
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Date: 2007-11-12 12:50 am (UTC)And "Bee Movie" was lame. REALLY disappointing and REALLY inaccurate.
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Date: 2007-11-12 01:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-12 12:59 am (UTC)Bee Movie looks uninteresting. I thanked my lucky stars that I have a DVR because NBC kept doing these "Bee Movie TV Juniors" during commercials and it was all this hype over a silly looking movie.
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Date: 2007-11-12 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-12 04:00 am (UTC)I don't like Seinfeld, and I'm afraid of bees, so no way I'm seeing that B Movie.
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Date: 2007-11-12 08:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-12 04:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-13 07:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-13 03:47 pm (UTC)My local library system has 19 copies of it...and they're all checked out, and there are 20 more holds on it. Heh. *places own hold*