Oh. Em. Gee.

[agilebrit]

So, someone IMs me out of the blue. This happens on occasion. This person types like she's twelve years old but claims 39. And her username is something that looks like a teenybopper trying for shock effect. Okay, whatever. We get to talking a little about Buffy in S6, and then she makes a completely inappropriate comment:

yeah was a bit bitchy of her, still doesnt mean i wont eat her out!

WHO DOES THAT??? Since when is acceptable to make a remark like that to a perfect stranger in a chat window?

*bleaches brain*

And yes, for the record, if it had been a guy I would have slapped him down even harder than I slapped her down. TMI, people!

Comments

[trkkergrl.livejournal.com]

Goodness!!!!! Hand me some of that bleach!

[catvampcrazines.livejournal.com]

Oh, eww! Lol. Definitely not a 39 year old.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I visited her Yahoo page, which then caused me to do a great deal of eye-rolling and giggling. Because, YEAH, RIGHT.

[bojojoti.livejournal.com]

May be 39 with a 12 year old brain.

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Ack! Totally TMI.

[http://users.livejournal.com/opalescence_/]

Blech. *thud*

[(Anonymous)]

Um,don't get this the wrong way but should i be afraid of you when commenting about your posts?(I'm young!) Don't worry i don't write things like that:D

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm not that scary. As long as you don't come at me with a username like "gothicsatanicslut" you're fine. :)

[word-smuggler.livejournal.com]

You know, what worries me most is that "won't" (spelling issues aside) instead of "wouldn't". It might denote a faulty separation between fantasy and reality. Perhaps we should sic Jodie Foster and/or Mandy Patinkin on her?

[bullet4fob.livejournal.com]

....wow.