*glares*

[agilebrit]

Can I just rip my uterus out by its roots, right now?

Please?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/opalescence_/]

Well, I'm having my uterine lining burned off with a microwave wand on 9/20. Wanna join me? Bwah!

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Wow...that sounds like...fun. NOT. *uploads dark choklit M&Ms for you*

[http://users.livejournal.com/opalescence_/]

::glomps the M&Ms:: Thank you! Hee!

[justmalea.livejournal.com]

well, if your uterus has roots, maybe that's part of the problem? ;) *pets your uterus and tells it to calm down*

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

Ummmm, owwwww.
I'm glad mine is over and done...

[bojojoti.livejournal.com]

I think you skeered all the boys...

*pats you and feels great empathy*

[texanfan.livejournal.com]

Hands you a heating pad and Midol. Feel better soon!

[dragonflymuse.livejournal.com]

No.

Because, if I have to suffer, then everyone has to suffer...

::passes you ibuprofen::

[crayonbreakygal.livejournal.com]

Chocolate, stat.