So, after several WTF dreams...

[agilebrit]

...involving my husband coming home unexpectedly from work (and me thinking that I had gotten up to greet him--THREE TIMES, with three different scenarios) I check my email and find that I've got a new review at Kate and Sawyer: The Lost Diaries, for the Sawyer character analysis I did back last season. Cool, thinks I. Then I read it. And it gives me a whole new level of "WTF, over?"

It reads as follows:
Do you not have ANYTHING better to do with your time? Really, this is the most time wasting activity you could of done with your life. LIFE!

*blinks*

Why yes, REFUSEbecky, it's called a "hobby." Maybe you should find a better one that doesn't involve flaming people on the internet, yourownself. And it's "could HAVE," not "could OF." Seriously, who the hell are you to tell me how I should be spending my time? What utter arrogance! Zark off and die, thanks.

You know, if she disagreed with the analysis, that's fine. Intelligent debate is fun and educational for everyone. But, dude, if you thought I got it wrong, there are better ways of telling me that than saying "Get a life!"

Stalker that I am, I searched her on Google, and she has a MySpace account (caution: crappy music ahoy). And she belongs to some "Straight-Edger/Hardcore GRRLZ!" forum. This is either her or someone imitating her, but I'm betting it's her. Same capitalization, same attitude. And she wants me to get a life? Um, yeah. 'Scuse my while my eyes roll so far into the back of my head that they get stuck there. Because the irony, it burns.

Comments

[kathleendoris.livejournal.com]

Clearly, a person that reads character analyses, comments on them, and comments with insults is an expert on the "most time wasting" activities.

Nobody with a myspace account has any ground to critize anyone else for anything.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Really.

[palmaceae.livejournal.com]

word!

[nodrogg.livejournal.com]

Livejournal is nothing if not educational. The girl whose entries led me to Livejournal in the first place goes by the moniker "Straight Hedge Yard Core," which meant nothing to me beyond the obvious play on words. It never occurred to me that it referred to any sort of movement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_edge).

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, they're huge in Utah. And a scary, scary bunch.

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

The link is very educational - I only knew it as 'I don't do drugs, excessive booze or casual sex' explained by someone from a UK band. The XXX amuses me greatly - one slip (XXXX) and you'd be a walking advert for Australian lager!!

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

The bunch in Utah seems to believe that vandalizing businesses that sell things they don't believe in is acceptable behavior, as is beating up people who disagree with them. Dunno what it's like in the rest of the country.

[palmaceae.livejournal.com]

*points at icon*

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

*snorts sodapop up nose*

[mermaidrain.livejournal.com]

might I point out that if you "didn't have a life" enough to write the peice, then she obviously doesn't have a life herself if she has time to read it. Hmm... let's think about that one shall we? Idiots are everywhere.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Maybe she thinks that you should only write essays for school...

[0lesserknown0.livejournal.com]

Hmm...yes, well, after careful consideration of both her review and her way of expressing her opinion, I can only come to the conclusion that she sux.

kthxdie

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

*snicker* You know, it shouldn't be this easy to make fun of immature brats, but it is...