My tweets

• Fri, 15:18: I just saw a weight on my scale I haven't seen for (literally) years. I have now lost ten pounds. \o/
• Fri, 18:24: Well, that was just SAD. I have written better fiction than "Way of the Wicked" that I TRUNKED. Christian Slater, what are you doing.
• Fri, 18:26: Hey, Christian, wanna star in a movie with giant bugs and dead killer whales? Gimme a ring, babe, we'll make this thing happen.
• Fri, 18:34: Christian, bublaoo, I will swap the sex of the protag JUST FOR YOU.
• Fri, 18:42: Or we could do the cat-torturing serial killer who doesn't know he's The Guy until the end. (There's a reason these are my trunk stories.)
• Fri, 18:51: Congrats to the handsome and hard-working @RobertDowneyJr for his Saturn Award for Best Actor in @IronMan3Movie. <3
• Fri, 19:58: Dear movie writers: Your "shocking twist" isn't all that earth-shattering if I see it coming halfway through the movie while I'm inebriated.