Well, this sucks.

I have two projects.

I'm stalled on both of them.

Send booze.

Well, this sucks.

I have two projects.

I'm stalled on both of them.

Send booze.

Apparently...

the secret to becoming un-stalled is to write an LJ entry complaining that I'm stalled. Then one or both of the Muses will come out of the woodwork just to prove that they're around.

Yeah, I just cracked 9,000 words in the Cow Story.

And I realized that when my protags turn Mary back into a girl, she's going to be nekkid.

Good times.

Also, I should totally turn Thomas into a toad, y/y?

Apparently...

the secret to becoming un-stalled is to write an LJ entry complaining that I'm stalled. Then one or both of the Muses will come out of the woodwork just to prove that they're around.

Yeah, I just cracked 9,000 words in the Cow Story.

And I realized that when my protags turn Mary back into a girl, she's going to be nekkid.

Good times.

Also, I should totally turn Thomas into a toad, y/y?

So. The year in Writing.

It's June. The middle of the year. I thought, hm, wonder how much I've written in the last year. And so I decided to do some math.

I'm going to be rounding up or down to the nearest thousand for these mathing purposes.

6,000 -- Faerie Show Fic
17,000 -- not!Iron Man
3,000 -- BadWrong fic
97,000 -- not!kkbb/im
60,000 -- new!Ben&Janni Story
9,000 -- Cow&theBeanstalk

Which gives me a total of...

192,000 words since June of last year.

TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID NEUROSIS. I AM A PRODUCTIVE WRITER. SO THERE.

And I blame it all on Robert Downey, Jr. Because, let's face it. All but 15K of that stars characters he plays, if only in my head.

So. The year in Writing.

It's June. The middle of the year. I thought, hm, wonder how much I've written in the last year. And so I decided to do some math.

I'm going to be rounding up or down to the nearest thousand for these mathing purposes.

6,000 -- Faerie Show Fic
17,000 -- not!Iron Man
3,000 -- BadWrong fic
97,000 -- not!kkbb/im
60,000 -- new!Ben&Janni Story
9,000 -- Cow&theBeanstalk

Which gives me a total of...

192,000 words since June of last year.

TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID NEUROSIS. I AM A PRODUCTIVE WRITER. SO THERE.

And I blame it all on Robert Downey, Jr. Because, let's face it. All but 15K of that stars characters he plays, if only in my head.

HAH.

And the Cow Story has an END at the bottom. Go, me.

Under 10K. Barely.

Now I get to edit it into something that doesn't suck and ship it off to Writers of the Future.

Oh, and a title. A title would be good. I'm not sure I can call it "The Cow and the Beanstalk."

Although maybe I can. Yeah, I don't even know.

HAH.

And the Cow Story has an END at the bottom. Go, me.

Under 10K. Barely.

Now I get to edit it into something that doesn't suck and ship it off to Writers of the Future.

Oh, and a title. A title would be good. I'm not sure I can call it "The Cow and the Beanstalk."

Although maybe I can. Yeah, I don't even know.