Not!Harry can haz shower. Not only that, but I get to describe him a little better, afterwards. It's kind of shocking how young this guy actually is. I mean, he went into the Army right out of high school (I graduated from high school when I was a month shy of eighteen), got sent to Afghanistan, captured by insurgents...
The minimum enlistment period, I believe, is eight years. You don't have to be active duty that entire time (I think you can go inactive after four), and if he got captured early in, and then it's been three years since...
He's not much older than twenty-five or so. Dear God. He's just a baby.
I knew this, intellectually. Actually typing it out makes it more...I don't know, real (for a certain value of "real").
I feel like the meanest writer on the planet right now.
The minimum enlistment period, I believe, is eight years. You don't have to be active duty that entire time (I think you can go inactive after four), and if he got captured early in, and then it's been three years since...
He's not much older than twenty-five or so. Dear God. He's just a baby.
I knew this, intellectually. Actually typing it out makes it more...I don't know, real (for a certain value of "real").
I feel like the meanest writer on the planet right now.