Hmmm.

Well, after posting that whiny thing yesterday, I shook myself out of my funk and sat down and wrote. And it's entirely possible that I have a "the end" at the bottom of this story. However, it seems to me that my character's capitulation happens much too easily, so it's something I'll probably have to work on. I've got less than a week, practically speaking, to finish it and send it off...

Hmmm.

Well, after posting that whiny thing yesterday, I shook myself out of my funk and sat down and wrote. And it's entirely possible that I have a "the end" at the bottom of this story. However, it seems to me that my character's capitulation happens much too easily, so it's something I'll probably have to work on. I've got less than a week, practically speaking, to finish it and send it off...

Silly warning labels...

So, I'm munching out on Honey Roasted Peanutty goodness, and I happen to catch the writing on the side of the can.

Allergy Warning: Contains peanuts.

NO WAY. A party-size can of honey-roasted peanuts CONTAINS PEANUTS??? OH HAY GUYZ THANX FER TELLIN ME!!!

I mean, I realize from reading mock_the_stupid that people can be absolute frelling morons, but this is really going too far.

Gee, maybe it should be in Spanish, TOO.

Silly warning labels...

So, I'm munching out on Honey Roasted Peanutty goodness, and I happen to catch the writing on the side of the can.

Allergy Warning: Contains peanuts.

NO WAY. A party-size can of honey-roasted peanuts CONTAINS PEANUTS??? OH HAY GUYZ THANX FER TELLIN ME!!!

I mean, I realize from reading mock_the_stupid that people can be absolute frelling morons, but this is really going too far.

Gee, maybe it should be in Spanish, TOO.

ARGH.

Y HELLO THAR, BIG GINORMOUS PLOT HOLE. HOW R U TODAY?

Frell, frack, dammit, dren.

I am beginning to loathe this story.

*keeps telling self "If you win, it's a thousand bucks. If you win, it's a thousand bucks. If you win, it's a thousand bucks..."*

ARGH.

Y HELLO THAR, BIG GINORMOUS PLOT HOLE. HOW R U TODAY?

Frell, frack, dammit, dren.

I am beginning to loathe this story.

*keeps telling self "If you win, it's a thousand bucks. If you win, it's a thousand bucks. If you win, it's a thousand bucks..."*