*falls over laughing*
Mar. 12th, 2008 07:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
agilebritWe all get penis spam, right? Whether we have one or not, whether we like them or not. I probably dump two or three a day (yes, that's all--Yahoo's spam filter has gotten much better of late).
However, this is the first time I've gotten one titled "Elephant size Schlong."
I just looked it up, because I'm odd that way. (Of course, I was laughing before I looked it up, but I wanted the inevitable LJ post about this to be accurate.) An elephant's penis can be up to six and a half feet in length.
How would a human use such a thing? Pants would be a problem. He'd need a wheelbarrow to cart it around. I've actually seen pictures of this (elephantiasis photos in my Parasites class in college), and it ain't pretty. Women would run screaming in the other direction. It wouldn't fit, even if you could get a woman to lie still long enough to try.
Seriously, spammers, if you want to sell me penis-enhancers (even though I don't own one myself; that whole "two shall become one flesh" only goes so far), making me go into a mad fit of giggles is probably not the way to do it.
However, this is the first time I've gotten one titled "Elephant size Schlong."
I just looked it up, because I'm odd that way. (Of course, I was laughing before I looked it up, but I wanted the inevitable LJ post about this to be accurate.) An elephant's penis can be up to six and a half feet in length.
How would a human use such a thing? Pants would be a problem. He'd need a wheelbarrow to cart it around. I've actually seen pictures of this (elephantiasis photos in my Parasites class in college), and it ain't pretty. Women would run screaming in the other direction. It wouldn't fit, even if you could get a woman to lie still long enough to try.
Seriously, spammers, if you want to sell me penis-enhancers (even though I don't own one myself; that whole "two shall become one flesh" only goes so far), making me go into a mad fit of giggles is probably not the way to do it.
