Hey, look! Spam!
Sep. 16th, 2007 11:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
agilebrit"Impress your girlfriend." If I had a girlfriend, that would mean she was a lesbian. I'm fairly certain that my suddenly growing a penis would horrify her, not impress her.
"Too short? We can help!" Actually I'm too tall. Oh, you're not talking about that? FAIL.
"Get bigger between your legs" Um, EW. No thank you?
"Mortgage late!" I ... don't have a mortgage? But thanks for playing.
"Citibank customers, update of info urgently needed!" Well, since I'm not a Citibank customer, I guess this doesn't apply to me.
How come I never get interesting spam? Or is that an oxymoron? I haven't even gotten a creative phishing email in awhile. Although the "MegaDik" and "SuperCum" ones made me snicker.
"Too short? We can help!" Actually I'm too tall. Oh, you're not talking about that? FAIL.
"Get bigger between your legs" Um, EW. No thank you?
"Mortgage late!" I ... don't have a mortgage? But thanks for playing.
"Citibank customers, update of info urgently needed!" Well, since I'm not a Citibank customer, I guess this doesn't apply to me.
How come I never get interesting spam? Or is that an oxymoron? I haven't even gotten a creative phishing email in awhile. Although the "MegaDik" and "SuperCum" ones made me snicker.