Gakked from just about everyone...

[agilebrit]

First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

My characters:
1. Spike
2. Dr. Greg House
3. Sawyer
4. Charlie Epps (from "Numb3rs")
5. Jayne Cobb
6. Kaylee
7. Rhett Butler
8. Rincewind
9. Hurley
10. Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
11. Lorne
12. Buffy



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Kaylee and Lorne. Together THAT WAY? Um, no. However, a friendship fic would be awesome.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Um, yeah, DUH. Smart guy = hot. Cute, smart guy = very hot.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
*brain breaks* I'm sure that Rincewind and Buffy would be very happy together with their little bundle of joy. Even if Rincewind had to give birth to it.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Why, yes. Yes, I can. "Five Things That (Probably) Didn't Happen to Hurley," by trollprincess.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
House and Kaylee... Um, no. But then, I don't like him with anyone.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jayne/Hurley or Jayne/Wes ... Hm. Neither? If I'd know this was a pairing meme I would have picked more girls, because I'm *cough* aggressively heterosexual. Now, if we're talking Buddy Fic, then Jayne + Hurley, because that would be high-larious. In fact, for the rest of this, I'm going to *assume* BuddyFic, unless the question has specifically to do with sex, because I'm ornery that way.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Rhett would lift his eyebrow and make a graceful exit. Perhaps after making a funny remark.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
One is an ex-Watcher with a bad father; the other is a failed conman with a worse one. On an island where nothing is as it seems, can they work together to find the answers they seek?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Spike and Rincewind? Heh. No.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Rhett and Buffy. Gone with the Mind. Because my brain is broken.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Time travel. However, Charlie, being a mathemetician, wouldn't believe in time travel, and therefore the whole travesty would disappear in a puff of logic.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Argh. PLEASE tell me that Rhett Butler slash does not exist.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sawyer het? *brain goes to happy place* I'm sure they do.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so, at least, not on a regular basis. Poor Lorne is sadly neglected. ETA: Actually, the lovely and effulgent honorh has a VERY nice Lorne-fic, linked below. What are you waiting for? Go, read it.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
House, Charlie, and Jayne... Um. No. House would be making fun of Jayne and the food, Charlie would be talking to River about math, and Jayne would wonder where the heck the guy with the cane and the other guy who can actually connect with River came from. Actually, I'd read that...

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"LILAH!" Eh, okay, probably "FRED!" but I can dream.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Rincewind: "Born to Run." Obviously.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Spike/Kaylee/Buffy. Time travel, threesome, bloodplay. I guess. Um.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
*brain breaks again* Um. "Wanna see what else my cane can do?"

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday.

Oh, my. Wish someone had told me it was a pairing thing; I would have picked more girls. LOL And I have no idea how I missed getting Illyria in there...