agilebrit | My tweets

Sun, 17:43: RT @PykeA: (Peyton Manning sits down on a couch, humming) ♪Nationwide will kill your kids♪
Sun, 17:59: Beta reader reaction: ok...1) That is HORRIFYING and 2) YOU LEFT IT THERE/?????? *buffs nails* My work here is done.
Sun, 18:16: I can't help but think this halftime show would be better without the sound. And that is the worst use of a beach ball I have ever seen.
Sun, 18:59: Budweiser: We brew beer for people who don't give a shit what it tastes like.
Sun, 19:19: What the hell was that, Loctite. I. Just. WHAT.
Sun, 19:37: ... yeah, still not gonna see the Twilight knockoff movie.
Mon, 11:12: My 50th original short story is done, formatted, & subbed. Fly, be free, little story! Naturally, it stars a werewolf. That's how I roll.

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