OMG!

[agilebrit]

I've been IM'd by the notorious jeremycrawford!

crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
Babiesstolemydingo: Do I know you?
crawfordjeremy702000: i don' think so i was wondering if you write fanfiction.
Babiesstolemydingo: Not anymore, but I used to be pretty prolific.
crawfordjeremy702000: :(
Babiesstolemydingo: I've "graduated," so to speak, and now I write original fiction.
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to do a short nc-17 fic but no one will.
Babiesstolemydingo: Oh, I never wrote NC-17 anyway.
Babiesstolemydingo: OMG! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
crawfordjeremy702000: please will you do i am begging you.
Babiesstolemydingo: Heh. NO.
crawfordjeremy702000: ASSHOLE.
Babiesstolemydingo: Dude, I haven't written fanfic in over two years.
Babiesstolemydingo: I haven't watched my shows in about that long either. What makes you think I'd do them justice?
Babiesstolemydingo: And what fandom, anyway, pray tell? I'm just wondering how far you want to take this.
Babiesstolemydingo: Also, etiquette hint? Calling someone an "asshole" is a kind of crappy way to get them to do something you're asking them to do.
Babiesstolemydingo: Had I even been considering writing what you wanted me to write, you'd have killed it right there.
Babiesstolemydingo: Dumbass.
Babiesstolemydingo: Oh, come on...
Babiesstolemydingo: Don't you want to play?
Babiesstolemydingo: Man, you're a lot less fun than I heard you were...
Babiesstolemydingo: ENTERTAIN ME, DAMMIT.

He's not very persistent. Dammit, had I thought about it for a few seconds, I would have strung him along...

Comments

[iposty.livejournal.com]

so what's his deal? just collecting pornographic fan-fic? what the heck?

[mommanerd.livejournal.com]

It cracks me up that people do this. What a dork!

[baron-waste.livejournal.com]

I think you've been complimented. This twelve year old electronic eccentric doesn't hassle just anyone, you know.

[lady-moriel.livejournal.com]

How pathetic is it that I have a sudden desire to leave my IM program open all the time now just in hopes that he'll hit me up for fic...when I haven't actually used IM in ages? (I don't even know why. All I use anymore is GTalk.) I want to play with him. I don't even know what I'd say, though, since I'm not familiar with most of the fandoms in those transcripts, and he doesn't seem to be very flexible when he's actually asking.

[ezagaaikwe.livejournal.com]

HA! I'd forgotten about him. He IM-em me a couple of years ago, and I googled him without replying. He's such a notoriously boorish troll (and I'm such a big chicken) I blocked him without replying to him.

Your comments to him are hilarious. He just up and crawled back in the woodwork.

[bojojoti.livejournal.com]

OMG! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

That made me laugh! There was no stringing him along after that.

[droolfangrrl.livejournal.com]

Y'know all I find I want is to know why he's doing this?

[vegmb.livejournal.com]

ezagaaikwe sent me over to read this. I got IMed by this guy last night. He wanted me to write an NC-17 about Joyce Summers and a 15 YO boy. Then got pissed off and started with the name calling when I told him no.