My tweets

• Wed, 12:34: That moment when you're mowing the lawn and find a dead, squishy bird so embedded in the yard that you can't kick it aside. :/
• Wed, 13:29: Dear Publishers: What is wrong with Standard Manuscript Format? https://t.co/VYHbahqJfd
• Wed, 17:26: I now have the same number of acceptances for 2016 that I had in all of 2015.
• Wed, 19:14: Best headline ever (that I probably should not laugh at): Protester Lights Himself On Fire While Trying To Burn American Flag...
• Wed, 22:15: "@Werewolf: The Beast Among Us"--picked up at FYE for $4. Verdict: Actually, surprisingly watchable.