My tweets

• Mon, 23:02: Ah, Utah, where it is impossible to distinguish between my neighbors' fireworks and the city's. Happy 4th of July, everyone!
• Tue, 02:31: Latest google search: "How much does a mounted moose head weigh." I have the feeling one is going to be THROWN in the battle I'm writing...
• Tue, 10:54: Ahahaha. Woke up with the final bit of setup I need for this fight scene bouncing around in my head. Now I can actually write it. #amwriting
• Tue, 11:01: I swear, old typing habits are nearly impossible to break. Just need to tell myself to worry about formatting LATER. Write it NOW.
• Tue, 12:54: The things you learn when you google "tomato knife." I didn't know there was an actual specialty knife for tomatoes. Apparently there is.
• Tue, 13:54: VERY TRUE. ...Unless it's you and your husband has a private meeting with the US Attorney General, I guess. https://t.co/g8cayKPlI0
• Tue, 14:25: I just wrote the phrase "Oh, hello, deep-fried gnome." I love my job.