My tweets

• Mon, 15:34: TMW you look at a hashtag on Twitter and see that someone you've never interacted with has preemptively blocked you. Classy.
• Mon, 16:39: Oh, wait. That's just a photo at the top of the hashtag, and not directed at me. Nevermind, carry on. I am still nobody.
• Mon, 16:41: In other news, pets no longer outnumber people in my house. Hug your animals, people.
• Mon, 19:42: Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware. Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. #RainbowBridge