My tweets

• Fri, 15:07: MOWING THE LAWN IS HARD. That is all.
• Fri, 15:19: Silly Piers. My AR-15 is not easily concealable. My Micro Desert Eagle, however, is. @piersmorgan @Starbucks
• Fri, 18:11: The Mustang is inspected. The lawn is mowed. I'm taking a shower, and then we're going out to dinner. \o/
• Fri, 22:05: Just figured out how to put custom wallpaper on my phone. My life is so exciting. Used this one, centered: http://t.co/bZFSdfC2BF
• Fri, 23:17: Got crit from the Hubby on the cat-hoarding dragon story. Incorporated changes. Now it's over 9000 words. DAMMIT.
• Sat, 10:54: Boy is home from Boy Scout camp. He did not get eaten by a bear!