There is no such thing as a shotgun...

That does what I need this one to do for my plot.

Mainly because the design is completely stupid, redundant, and unnecessary. Apparently you can build a double-barreled shotgun with pump action, but no one makes one. For obvious reasons, now that I've thought about it.

But I need it for my plot.

And, you know, maybe it seems ridiculous to be worried about the verisimilitude of my firearms when I'm writing about werewolves, vampires, and sorcerers--but even in a story like this, the things that people know to be factual? Still need to be factual.

So, I'll figure out some other way to do what I need to do here.

If I have to.

I guess.

Combined with the other problems this thing has, frustrated agilebrit is frustrated this morning.

My tweets

• Mon, 13:20: First Read-Through of Glam Ben Achievement Unlocked.… http://t.co/AxfbnmMVMB
• Mon, 22:06: I both love this story and hate it. I love it because it's awesome, and I hate it because I don't know how to FIX it so it's MORE awesome.
• Tue, 11:01: Just saw the new #IronMan3 trailer and made a noise only dogs could hear. Is it April yet?
• Tue, 11:13: Another "close but no cigar" rejection on that story. I know it's a hard sell, okay, I do. But it still makes me go AUGH.
• Tue, 11:42: Story flipped and gun problem fixed. Go, me. I guess. #amediting