My tweets

• Mon, 12:53: Still staring in consternation at this outline. These outlines. I have three to do and am completely flummoxed. #whywritersdrink
• Mon, 13:01: Husband thinks Pinch 1 should be "free-range New World monkey clowns." New World because prehensile tails should be involved. #nothelping
• Mon, 19:58: Person just asked for "Guerro fix" when she meant "Guerrero fics." Only reason I knew who she referred to was the icon. #somuchheaddesk
• Mon, 20:16: Oh, God.… http://t.co/rKajWpCB
• Mon, 22:52: I felt like Tom Arnold's character...… http://t.co/dVeeqEii