LOL spammers...
Aug. 26th, 2007 09:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
agilebritI have two of these in my spambox right now:
The sexist-singles want to date you (with two different time/date stamps)
This brings several questions to mind. First of all, why do singles want to date me? I'm married, fer heck's sake. Are they just not that picky? Or possibly that desperate? Secondly, why would I want to date a sexist? My self-esteem is low enough without going out with someone who's going to denigrate me because I have ovaries. Thirdly, what exactly is a "sexist-single" and why is it hyphenated?
Also, one of them is from "Connection's, Inc," which in no way endears them to me. Hey, guys, here's a whack with a cluebat for you: An apostrophe doesn't mean "LOOK OUT, THERE'S AN 'S' COMING!"
And then there's the message itself, with a shiny quote purporting to be from Alvin Toffler at the end:
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
Because obviously, these morons have yet to learn that spam works so well. Seriously, dudes, the only reason I opened your spammail was for mockage.
Oh, and the other one's message is twice as moronic:
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
George Wallace supposedly said that. I don't know if he did or didn't, and I'm too lazy to go look. But saying mean things about the Air Force? That's pretty counterproductive if you want to get on my good side.
Idiots.
The sexist-singles want to date you (with two different time/date stamps)
This brings several questions to mind. First of all, why do singles want to date me? I'm married, fer heck's sake. Are they just not that picky? Or possibly that desperate? Secondly, why would I want to date a sexist? My self-esteem is low enough without going out with someone who's going to denigrate me because I have ovaries. Thirdly, what exactly is a "sexist-single" and why is it hyphenated?
Also, one of them is from "Connection's, Inc," which in no way endears them to me. Hey, guys, here's a whack with a cluebat for you: An apostrophe doesn't mean "LOOK OUT, THERE'S AN 'S' COMING!"
And then there's the message itself, with a shiny quote purporting to be from Alvin Toffler at the end:
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
Because obviously, these morons have yet to learn that spam works so well. Seriously, dudes, the only reason I opened your spammail was for mockage.
Oh, and the other one's message is twice as moronic:
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
George Wallace supposedly said that. I don't know if he did or didn't, and I'm too lazy to go look. But saying mean things about the Air Force? That's pretty counterproductive if you want to get on my good side.
Idiots.
