You know how I don't write RPF, like, at all?

[agilebrit]

Yeah, toss that out the window. Behold this photo of Robert Downey Jr, in all his sartorial glory:


Note, especially, the Orange Scarf of Hilarity. Hey, no one in the history of ever has claimed the guy is a snappy dresser. (Other than the shoes. The shoes are awesome. Always.) Second-hand embarrassment, thy name is Robert Downey, Jr.

And then, there's this video:

Note the Missus, wearing that self-same scarf, at about 2:54.

I'm sure they have a barter system or something. *nods* So, I imagined a conversation at the airport (because this is clearly at an airport) that went something like this:

"Here, sweetie, hold my purse. And my carry-on. And the Orange Scarf of Hilarity."

"Aw, honey, no, not the scarf, the fangirls are going to have a field day with that, you know they are, especially that Agilebrit woman, you know, the one I took out a restraining order on..."

"Scarf, now." *wraps it round*

*meekly* "Yes, dear. OH GOD NOT THE PAPARAZ--crap."

Comments

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

what's with the shoulder bag? Everything else I can see him wearing. Is it a baby bag?

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I think the green one with the polka dots belongs to the Missus. But he's always carrying what looks like a laptop bag around. We call it his "murse" (man-purse). Although that little blue one is new. Perhaps it's got his supplements in it.

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

He could be less conspicuous bunging everything into a black rollie.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

He's got an Iron Man lunchbox that he usually carries the supplements in. But he's not known for being inconspicuous--especially as regards his wardrobe. LOL

[bojojoti.livejournal.com]

Someone as gorgeous as RDJ would be fabulous in just jeans, T-shirt, and a black leather jacket. A nice T-shirt--not the free one passed out at the local gym.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

A nice t-shirt about two sizes too small. *nods firmly*

[mela-lyn.livejournal.com]

That is so hilarious... and you're probably right too. ;) About the wife making him wear it... not the whole restraining order thing. That would have been in the news. ;)

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Considering the fact that I would melt into a puddle of goo if I ever actually met him, I don't think a restraining order is necessary. ;)

[arhyalon.livejournal.com]

I'm so amused at the idea that they know you well enough to restrain you. ;-p

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Robert has said that he googles himself. And if he's come across this thing, and seen my tag for him, I would forgive him for thinking I was a big ol' stalker.

[arhyalon.livejournal.com]

Or a cute fan girl. Let's hope he thinks the second.

I bet the orange scarf is his wife's,(ie. The Orange Scarf of Hilarity) and she made him carry it at one point.

[gates-end.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I'm sorry, but I think he looks good in anything. =) He's just so darn cute. =)

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

He can get away with a lot, but sometimes he attempts to get away with WAY TOO MUCH:

[gates-end.livejournal.com]

I still think he's adorable no matter what he wears. LOL I wish I could find some good icons of him. *sighs*

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Have you checked mine out? I made them all except the *headdesk* one, and they're all gankable.

[gates-end.livejournal.com]

Ooh, thank you. I ganked a couple. =) Will credit you. Thanks again.