agilebrit: (Drabble Queen)
agilebrit ([personal profile] agilebrit) wrote2004-12-01 06:33 pm
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Another Food/Eating drabble...

Heh. It's too late for [livejournal.com profile] open_on_sunday, but I just thought of it last night.

Title: Last Stand
Author: babies stole my dingo (agilebrit)
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG-13
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: Joss is the genius behind these characters; I am but a lowly follower. I make no money from any of this, so please don't sue me.
Written for: [livejournal.com profile] open_on_sunday's "Food/Eating" challenge.
Notes: Takes place during Buffy 3:22 "Graduation Day Part 2." Some dialogue cribbed directly from that ep, written by Joss Whedon.


"This...this is simply unacceptable!"

My Ascension is nearly complete, and the shriekings of an insect such as Principal Snyder will no longer be important.

"This is not orderly! This is not discipline!"

Were they ever important? My goodness, no wonder the students hate him so. He's very rude, isn't he?

"You're on my campus, buddy!" His campus? I look down at him. He has quite some gall. I'm not one of his students, cowed into submission by his strident voice. "And when I say I want quiet, I want--"

What a bitter, astringent little man. He tastes like vinegar.

[identity profile] zilly14.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha. That is freaking hilarious.

I'm currently watching Season 3 on DVD (I've been drawing it out so I don't have to wait too long to get into Season 4, which I'll hopefully get within the few weeks for birthday or Christmas).

Anyway, I just watched "Dopplegangland" and the Mayor's only in it briefly, but he is such a great character. He's so funny. On the one hand, big evil trying to become a big snake. On the other, he likes things clean and wholesome and doesn't want Faith jumping on the bed with shoes on. He's one of the best villains ever.

Back to your entry: Great drabble. Made me laugh. Last line is awesome.

Wow, this comment is longer than your drabble. LoL! Sorry!

[identity profile] agilebrit.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
LOL I'm glad you enjoyed it. :-) I loved the Mayor too.

[identity profile] whirligigged.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
I laughed out loud when I read this one, and I've never even seen that episode. Hee! I have to go look up "astringent" now...

Oh, I finally know who the guy on your icon is! I saw Lost tonight. I'm very proud of myself.

[identity profile] agilebrit.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! for you seeing "Lost." Of course, since you haven't been in on it since the beginning, you're probably going "HUH???" You can catch up by going here and reading the transcripts, if you like. Might give you a better idea about the group dynamics and stuff. :-) And why Sawyer needs brownie points.

Glad you liked the drabble. :-)

[identity profile] illmantrim.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[identity profile] agilebrit.livejournal.com 2004-12-02 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, blame Joss. It's not MY fault the Mayor ate Principal Snyder...

[identity profile] alliterator.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! And hey, have you seen this baby t-shirt?

[identity profile] agilebrit.livejournal.com 2004-12-03 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwah! Would have been oh so tempting when Da Boy was Da Baby...I can just imagine the reactions of friends and family...