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You know how I don't write RPF, like, at all?
Yeah, toss that out the window. Behold this photo of Robert Downey Jr, in all his sartorial glory:

Note, especially, the Orange Scarf of Hilarity. Hey, no one in the history of ever has claimed the guy is a snappy dresser. (Other than the shoes. The shoes are awesome. Always.) Second-hand embarrassment, thy name is Robert Downey, Jr.
And then, there's this video:
Note the Missus, wearing that self-same scarf, at about 2:54.
I'm sure they have a barter system or something. *nods* So, I imagined a conversation at the airport (because this is clearly at an airport) that went something like this:
"Here, sweetie, hold my purse. And my carry-on. And the Orange Scarf of Hilarity."
"Aw, honey, no, not the scarf, the fangirls are going to have a field day with that, you know they are, especially that Agilebrit woman, you know, the one I took out a restraining order on..."
"Scarf, now." *wraps it round*
*meekly* "Yes, dear. OH GOD NOT THE PAPARAZ--crap."

Note, especially, the Orange Scarf of Hilarity. Hey, no one in the history of ever has claimed the guy is a snappy dresser. (Other than the shoes. The shoes are awesome. Always.) Second-hand embarrassment, thy name is Robert Downey, Jr.
And then, there's this video:
Note the Missus, wearing that self-same scarf, at about 2:54.
I'm sure they have a barter system or something. *nods* So, I imagined a conversation at the airport (because this is clearly at an airport) that went something like this:
"Here, sweetie, hold my purse. And my carry-on. And the Orange Scarf of Hilarity."
"Aw, honey, no, not the scarf, the fangirls are going to have a field day with that, you know they are, especially that Agilebrit woman, you know, the one I took out a restraining order on..."
"Scarf, now." *wraps it round*
*meekly* "Yes, dear. OH GOD NOT THE PAPARAZ--crap."
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