No! Back, I say, BACK!

[agilebrit]

I am not going to write a story entitled "Fluffy the Vampire Slayer" wherein Fluffy is a white Miniature Poodle (the size between the teeny ones and the big ones), Xander is an Irish Setter, Willow is a Border Collie, and Spike is an emasculated Pit Bull. Giles, of course, is a cat. A blue British Shorthair, no doubt.

*beats off rabid plot bunny with a 4x4*

You know, that would qualify as parody. I could probably sell it.

But first, I need to finish the BearFic. Which has to go out tomorrow.

If I could stop coughing and the Steelers would stop sucking, that'd be dandy. I lost another 1.4 lbs yesterday. Which I had to lose and wouldn't mind losing more, but I hearily dis-recommend this particular method.

Comments

[bojojoti.livejournal.com]

Emasculated? Harsh. (But I love the rest of the casting!)

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I haven't decided what the other characters' names would be changed to, but Willow would become some other sort of tree, thus engendering jokes about a dog named after a tree. *snerk*

Obviously, I've thought about this way too much already.

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Only you, 'Brit, only you! Hee!

[midnightsjane.livejournal.com]

Hee, I would totally read that!