Dear spammers:

[agilebrit]

Bombing LJ posts that are years old with your stupid dating spam is a terrible way to drive traffic to your site. It will, in fact, have the opposite effect.

That being said, I am vastly amused by the fact that you have a crush on a genderless, asexual fictional character. He loves you too, but not that way. Because he's an angel. From capital-H Heaven. Okay, technically he's an ex-demon who called Home, but. Contrary to some paranormal romance out there, he really has less than no interest in sexing you up.

Regards,
agilebrit

Comments

[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

They tried to get my cat to join, too. Like you, I was amused, but not motivated to sign up.

[highlander_ii]

The *only* benefit to the worlds of spam this 'bot' is managing - it's reminding me of some old RPG journals I had lying about that needed to be 'tidied up' and locked down. =)

Otherwise - omg, what a pain in the ass!