*snerk*

[agilebrit]

According to my spam, I "can be the Alpha Male!"

*unzips pants, has a look, feels around just to be sure* No. No, I really really can't.

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[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

I used to get penis- and breast-enlargement spam, roughly in equal volume. Sadly, the breast-enlargement ads were the ill-adapted prey animals that the penis-monsters have all but predated to extinction.

This makes me sad. And not just because I'm picturing someone going on both pills to become better stacked AND hung than everyone else.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I never get breast enlargement spam. Do I just...scan male, or something? It's all the Downey icons, isn't it...?