*snerk*

[agilebrit]

According to my spam, I "can be the Alpha Male!"

*unzips pants, has a look, feels around just to be sure* No. No, I really really can't.

Comments

[expectare.livejournal.com]

I just read the hitman!ben story (the computer I was using before wouldn't let me open it).

I liked it a LOT.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Eee! Thank you! It's out looking for a home now. A process I have come to loathe.

[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

I used to get penis- and breast-enlargement spam, roughly in equal volume. Sadly, the breast-enlargement ads were the ill-adapted prey animals that the penis-monsters have all but predated to extinction.

This makes me sad. And not just because I'm picturing someone going on both pills to become better stacked AND hung than everyone else.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

I never get breast enlargement spam. Do I just...scan male, or something? It's all the Downey icons, isn't it...?

[kensieg.livejournal.com]

I get economic spam.

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

Mine seems to be all penis spam, all the time, lately, with the occasional Nigerian scammer to liven things up. Heck, I'm not even getting spam from GayRoughnecks anymore, more's the pity.

[http://users.livejournal.com/opalescence_/]

*giggles*