Well, foo.

[agilebrit]

I got an IM visit from the infamous jeremycrawford, much like the one I got last year. But this time, we didn't even get to the part where he calls me an ASSHOLE and tells me to go to hell. But I was able to string him along for awhile.

Enjoy:

crawfordjeremy702000: hello.
babiesstolemydingo: Howdy
crawfordjeremy702000: do you write fanfiction.
babiesstolemydingo: do I know you?
babiesstolemydingo: I've been known to.
crawfordjeremy702000: i found you at sunnydalewrites yahoo group.
babiesstolemydingo: ah I see
crawfordjeremy702000: i was looking for someone to write a fic.
babiesstolemydingo: Anything specific, or fic in general? I've got, like...seventy, you could read.
crawfordjeremy702000: would this kind bother you tara pairied with a 15 year old male a nc-17 kind.
babiesstolemydingo: That might be tricky. Seeing as Tara's a lesbian. First time for both of them sort of thing?
crawfordjeremy702000: what about one where she find out willow cheats on her and decides to try male.
babiesstolemydingo: I think she'd be more inclined to break up with Willow over the whole mind-control thing...
babiesstolemydingo: Also, men are dogs; I'm not sure that Willow cheating on her would inspire her to see if the grass is greener...
crawfordjeremy702000: oh.
babiesstolemydingo: Still here?
crawfordjeremy702000: yeah.
babiesstolemydingo: I just have trouble breaking up a canon couple for some random porn...
crawfordjeremy702000: well i like your idea about breaking up with willow over the mind control
babiesstolemydingo: I just don't see why that would send Tara, of all people, rushing into the arms of an underage kid.
crawfordjeremy702000: what about if she used magic to see who she is supposed to be with.
babiesstolemydingo: I'd think that if the spell came up with a 15-year-old of the male persuasion, she'd say "Well, obviously THAT didn't work..."
babiesstolemydingo: still here?
crawfordjeremy702000: yes.
babiesstolemydingo: Also, without knowing how old YOU are, I'm not comfortable writing porn for you.
crawfordjeremy702000: 29
babiesstolemydingo: Well, that's something. Not wanting a self-insert, then...
babiesstolemydingo: Although it makes me wonder... naaaaaaaaaaah.
babiesstolemydingo: nevermind
crawfordjeremy702000: that is the only way i think of tara with a 15 year old if willow cheats on tara
babiesstolemydingo: And I just don't see her going there. Why an underage kid? She's in college, you'd think she'd want someone more experienced for her first time.
crawfordjeremy702000: will you do the fic
babiesstolemydingo: Really, I just can't picture the scenario.
crawfordjeremy702000: i am not taking no for answer.
babiesstolemydingo: Oh, well. If you're going to hold me at GUNPOINT....
babiesstolemydingo: What sort of wordcount are you looking for?
babiesstolemydingo: Hello?
babiesstolemydingo: Do you want this thing or don't you?
babiesstolemydingo: Jeremy?
babiesstolemydingo: I thought you wanted fic...?

Comments

[luxuria-oceanus.livejournal.com]

*SNORT* Wooooow.

You'd actually DO that? I'm inclined to be genuinely scared of you or bow down to you, or both.

See, what I'd like to know is how that guy even find you, and how can you even go to someone and ask fic from them without knowing them or knowing if they'd write for that pairing or even feel comfortable writing on request... I mean... c'mon... courtesy, anyone?

[agilebrit.livejournal.com]

He found me, apparently, via a Yahoo group I belong to. And he does this all the time. Apparently the concept of "manners" has gone right over his head.

You may bow down to me. I also take tips. Or you could just read and comment on my last snippet, which is sitting there, all lonely-like. *comment-h0rs liek whoa*

[luxuria-oceanus.livejournal.com]

Wow. Rude people exist all over the internet.

Oh! I'll go reading, then :-P