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*dies laughing*
The Gray Cat just gets weirder and weirder.
This is a cat who wraps her tail around herself and then very carefully places her front feet on it to keep it anchored. This is a cat who adores it when the (spayed, female) dog humps her. This is a cat who likes getting pet by our feet, the rougher the better, but doesn't like it when you touch her with your icky icky hands. This is a cat who likes getting brushed backwards.
This is a cat who walks like a camel.
Most mammals, when they walk, move the opposite front and back legs together. Camels are the exception to this. They move the front and back legs on the same side together.
And so, apparently, does the Gray Cat. It's one of the oddest damn things I've ever seen in a life filled with odd things.
My theory that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us, and that some of them aren't actually very good at being cats, is thus reinforced.
The White Cat really needs to have a talk with her.
This is a cat who wraps her tail around herself and then very carefully places her front feet on it to keep it anchored. This is a cat who adores it when the (spayed, female) dog humps her. This is a cat who likes getting pet by our feet, the rougher the better, but doesn't like it when you touch her with your icky icky hands. This is a cat who likes getting brushed backwards.
This is a cat who walks like a camel.
Most mammals, when they walk, move the opposite front and back legs together. Camels are the exception to this. They move the front and back legs on the same side together.
And so, apparently, does the Gray Cat. It's one of the oddest damn things I've ever seen in a life filled with odd things.
My theory that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us, and that some of them aren't actually very good at being cats, is thus reinforced.
The White Cat really needs to have a talk with her.
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LOL. Cats are definitely hiding something.
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You know, that accounts for a lot!
Including this -
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mosellegreen would enjoy that 'aliens' remark. You should... what's the word, not 'meet her,' yet 'take a look at her journal' is accurate, but sounds creepy. You'd like her.
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expectare are friends, but I disremember if I brokered that. Maybe I met her through you...?)
(I'm tickled that you and
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*ponders* Speaking of the military, I really should call up the VA and clarify some things...