Must give him some kind of thrill. I think next time I'll just cut him off at the knees. "NO I WILL NOT WRITE JOYCE OR WILLOW WITH A BARELY-PUBESCENT BOY, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU CREEPO." As the very first thing off my keyboard, next time he hits me up.

Because there will be a next time, I guarantee it. Unless I block him. Which I don't want to do because it's kind of fun to watch him froth at the mouth when you turn him down.